I Found This Beast In My Room

So I was playing Madden, minding my own business, when I reach over for my Pepsi and I notice movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned on the light and I see this guy scuttling along my wall. So I caught him and thought I'd take some pics.

This happened a few nights ago and I did let him go outside, so I didn't squash him.

Nasty bloody things.....

YOU SAID BIG.

LIAR.

FFS, THAT'S PRACTICALLY A DADDY LONG LEGS. SMALLER THAN JACOPE'S BRAIN. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.

OMG, SUCH A LET DOWN.

fear

Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!

weep

That thing is big you n00b, I tried to put a quarter beside it for size, but he would fly at my hand. haermm

**** ROLAND

NOW YOUVE GOT ME PARANOID!

Everything I see is a spider now!!!POJPO!JW
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Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?

I GOTTA GO CATCH THE ONE IN MY GARAGE NOW!

Originally posted by Röland
That thing is big you n00b, I tried to put a quarter beside it for size, but he would fly at my hand. haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
fear

Thanks a bunch Roland!
Now I gotta sleep and I'm gonna be all freaked out!!

weep

Don't worry, I'm sure the one in your room is bigger. haermm

Originally posted by Scythe
Have you ever found a Black Widow in your room?

Nah, why?

Originally posted by Dusty
**** ROLAND

NOW YOUVE GOT ME PARANOID!

Everything I see is a spider now!!!POJPO!JW
Pj
p

Originally posted by Röland
Don't worry, I'm sure the one in your room is bigger. haermm

You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.

Originally posted by Röland
Don't worry, I'm sure the one in your room is bigger. haermm

Yeah I've had 2 frickin' huge ones in my room 2 days ago..

I'm just glad the ones here don't bite.

but I am so paranoid now and keep looking everywhere!

I ****ing hate you!! ermmad

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
You jack ass! It looks like a brown recluse!! They are one of the most poisonous spiders in North America.

I'm pretty sure it is a Wolf Spider.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yeah I've had 2 frickin' huge ones in my room 2 days ago..

I'm just glad the ones here don't bite.

but I am so paranoid now and keep looking everywhere!

I ****ing hate you!! ermmad

Sorry. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I'm pretty sure it is a Wolf Spider.

If it were, it'd be dartin' afta yo ass.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_spider

Originally posted by Röland
Sorry. haermm

If I could reach you right now you'd feel some pain! 😒

Originally posted by Dusty
If it were, it'd be dartin' afta yo ass.

It was, when I tried to put a quarter beside it for size.