2007 Superman Vs. "New" Thor

Originally posted by Soljer
Yeah, it's doubtful, but you never know.

What we CAN be sure of, though, is Hulk's primary power isn't his ever increasing strength.

It's his innate ability to make his opponents fight like complete and utter retards. 😐.

Or show them that even good tactics don't always work against a sufficiently powerful brick. Besides I don't know why people focus on Hulk so much, people fight against all brick types differently than against more maneuverable or versatile opponents.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Or show them that even good tactics don't always work against a sufficiently powerful brick. Besides I don't know why people focus on Hulk so much, people fight against all brick types differently than against more maneuverable or versatile opponents.

Good tactics?

You mean, like people letting them hit them?

Or the Strange-Zom fiasco?

Or Thor using Mjolnir like a club?

Or ANY of his opponents forgetting that they can move and react at multiples of C?

GREAT tactics. 😐.

Originally posted by Soljer
Or the Strange-Zom fiasco?

That nearly worked though. Not to mention his hands were physically and mentally destroyed so I assume his option may have been limited.

Originally posted by Soljer
Or Thor using Mjolnir like a club?

Yeah, it's not like Thor fights that way against anybody else 😐

Originally posted by Soljer
Or ANY of his opponents forgetting that they can move and react at multiples of C?

Because people who have superspeed as a secondary power always use that against slower opponents.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That nearly worked though. Not to mention his hands were physically and mentally destroyed so I assume his option may have been limited.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Yeah, it's not like Thor fights that way against anybody else 😐

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Because people who have superspeed as a secondary power always use that against slower opponents.

No, not always. Sometimes, often, even, but not always.

However, they DO always conveniently forget about it if their opponent happens to be the Hulk.

Originally posted by Soljer
You know what?

I've decided that if Thor loses to the Hulk, I'm just going to give myself a lobotomy and go DevilGoblin.

Damn right, you'll see Soljer on the board, daily.

Nothing but; durhulkdurhulkdurhulkdurhulk.

Originally posted by Soljer
Strange had a thousand options BEFORE doing that - and even afterwards, it isn't like Strange couldn't, you know, HEAL a broken bone or two. He's healed DIMENSIONS. 😐.

Not with broken hands 😛

Fine 😐

Originally posted by Soljer
Have you visited the Thor Respect thread recently? Not that we should base our opinions off of respect threads, not at all. Just an example of the hundreds and thousands of different times Thor's whipped out an esoteric power. In fact, in his own book, he'd almost ALWAYS come up with some magic bullshit to finish off his enemies. Only in team books is he ever portrayed as retarded. Team books and hulk fights, that is.

So only Thor's own book counts now?

And you honestly expect me to believe that in his own books whenever Thor faces a brawler he KOs them into another dimension with magic lightning 3x the speed of light before they can react? This is the guy who's initial reaction to the Celestials was to toss his hammer at them.

Originally posted by Soljer
No, not always. Sometimes, often, even, but not always.

However, they DO [b]always conveniently forget about it if their opponent happens to be the Hulk. [/B]

Or just about any brick type 😬

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Not with broken hands 😛

Fine 😐

Concession accepted. 😛.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

So only Thor's own book counts now?

And you honestly expect me to believe that in his own books whenever Thor faces a brawler he KOs them into another dimension with magic lightning 3x the speed of light before they can react?

He doesn't try ANYTHING but going toe-to-toe.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Or just about any brick type 😬

No, it's sometimes ignored against other bricks.

ALWAYS against the Hulk.

Originally posted by Soljer
Concession accepted. 😛.

oh

Originally posted by Soljer
Every time? Nah. But it's something well within his power, something he's used on his foes before. That or transmutation. Or a godblast. Or, ****, MAKE IT RAIN ON THE GOD DAMNED HULK!

He doesn't try ANYTHING but going toe-to-toe.

He's tried lightning at least once IIRC.

Besides wouldn't beating someone like Hulk in a straight up fight be a point of honor for Thor?

Originally posted by Soljer
No, it's sometimes ignored against other bricks.

ALWAYS against the Hulk.

Maybe they think it won't work after what happened to Quicksilver and Northstar 😛 Plus Hulk likes to spread rumors that he can run really really fast.

Plus we're going to see just how fast he is when Sentry catches up with him 🙂

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
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Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

He's tried lightning at least once IIRC.

Besides wouldn't beating someone like Hulk in a straight up fight be a point of honor for Thor?

Yes, I realize he's tried lightning. Once. I realize that I exaggerate a little bit - but you have to realize how very little I am exaggerating. Of the, literally, HUNDREDS of different powers that Thor has exhibited, he decides to play mercy with the Hulk.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos

Maybe they think it won't work after what happened to Quicksilver and Northstar 😛 Plus Hulk likes to spread rumors that he can run really really fast.

Plus we're going to see just how fast he is when Sentry catches up with him 🙂

He can run really fast compared to...say...Captain America. Spiderman.

But in a fight? He can't tag either of them. Agile street levellers dance around him like child's play.

Originally posted by Soljer
Yes, I realize he's tried lightning. Once. I realize that I exaggerate a little bit - but you have to realize how very little I am exaggerating. Of the, literally, HUNDREDS of different powers that Thor has exhibited, he decides to play mercy with the Hulk.

Maybe he's trying to prove himself. Maybe this is the guy who saw a bunch of skyfathers get owned and decided to hit the people who did it.

Who knows?

Originally posted by Soljer
He can run really fast compared to...say...Captain America. Spiderman.

But in a fight? He can't tag either of them. Agile street levellers dance around him like child's play.

Unless he thinks they're dancing and applauds 😏