Double Entendres
Speak ONLY IN DOUBLE ENTENDRES/ENTENTES.
Just dig down real deep, jerk yourself around a little bit until you come up with some and shoot 'em out there.
I know you can do it.
For those that don't know what a DOUBLE ENTENDRE is, it's a statement that can be read in 2 completely different ways and have 2 completely different meanings.
Anata Wa Wakarimasu Ka.....