Originally posted by Kelly_Bean..And the women in your family range what heights?
My brother is 6'5, he's one of the tallest on my Dad's side..and I'm most like my Dad's side so that's why I assume I should probably be taller than I am seeing as I'm not developing/did not devlop correctly at all.
Originally posted by Switch 07😂 I know its a tad short. ...... Im 33. 😊
Its just 5'3 is veeery short. How old are you?? 😛
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
..And the women in your family range what heights?😂 I know its a tad short. ...... Im 33. 😊
Originally posted by Kelly_BeanYou may take after your dad in many ways but more times then not, women tend to take after the women in there family when it comes to height. Im sure you have developed right.
On my Dad's side he's the 6th child of 12, (7 boys and 5 girls). At their full height they were around 5'9 to 6'1. But the thing is, I think I should take after the guys because I'm so damn much like my Dad and they are nearly all in the 6+ foot range.
Originally posted by Secretus...your making me smile like a fool here. bag .... hug
6'3 .. Possibilities*cries*
Originally posted by Switch 07That short and that old? ... 😂 Im saving that post.
33? Lets think theres only one person capable of being that short and being that old that I know.I hope I don't grow to tall.
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
You may take after your dad in many ways but more times then not, women tend to take after the women in there family when it comes to height. Im sure you have developed right....your making me smile like a fool here. bag .... hug
That short and that old? ... 😂 Im saving that post.
I didn't mean your old..I swear. 😗
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
You may take after your dad in many ways but more times then not, women tend to take after the women in there family when it comes to height. Im sure you have developed right....your making me smile like a fool here. bag .... hug
That short and that old? ... 😂 Im saving that post.
Originally posted by Switch 07Suuuuure... its ok. Ive accepted it. 😛
I didn't mean your old..I swear. 😗
Originally posted by Kelly_BeanMusta been her. Cuz Ive no clue what you are talking about.
Well when I was speaking of development (and sorry I didn't mention this) I'm also talking about..internally. 😬 I thought I had shared with you a weird secret but I think it was BlackSunshine I told.
10 husbands and still a virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he only kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the heck is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
10 husbands and still a virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he only kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Shakespeare once said all lawyers should burn in Hell..
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.Maude: What in the heck is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my
cigarette doesn't get wet.Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers."Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.