Want some Halloween Humor?
This evening, I went to volunteer at a haunted house. My friend's sister has been doing it since I was in 7th grade, and every year I have been helping her. This year, she gave me a Scream mask and made me hide in a tree with a baseball bat (our chainsaw was broken or else I would have been leatherface). Anyway, as trick-or-treaters were leaving I was to chase them down. One group, consisting of two guys and two girls, in their late teens', came to the haunted house. As they were leaving, I jumped out of the tree and chased them down. The guys paused and I kept chasing the girls (who are now down at the end of the street). I turned around, the one guy was dressed up as a transvestite and the other was a dysfunctional High School Student *truely original*) Anyway, so the transvestite gets behind me and starts harassing me, and the other guy grabbed my bat and began to repeatly hitting me with his bag of candy. I finally managed to break free and walk away, limping I may add, I took a few good hits. I get back to the house and my friend goes, "What took you so long?" I told her, "Remember how frustrated I was about not getting any? Well now I'm frustrated because I was raped." And just walked in the house. She comes in asking all these questions and I said, "You know, you feel different after a transvestite harasses you."