Anyone ever been a....

Hotel Housekeeper? 😂

I'm supposed to be getting a job, possibly today, for a first shift hotel room housekeeper. I have NO cleaning experience at all and...I'm not good with making beds. I'm screwed!!! Anyone else had this job before? Lol...I'm kinda..nervous.

You're a female. You should already know how to do this, and should already be doing this.

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Very very nearly did ... 😄

but a receptionist post came up so i went for that

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're a female. You should already know how to do this, and should already be doing this.

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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're a female. You should already know how to do this, and should already be doing this.

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Originally posted by ladygrim
Very very nearly did ... 😄

but a receptionist post came up so i went for that

I mean, it should be imprinted in your genes that you know how to cook, clean, bring up the children. That is all you women are good for.

Sex, too.

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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I mean, it should be imprinted in your genes that you know how to cook, clean, bring up the children. That is all you women are good for.

Sex, too.

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You wouldn't even exist if it weren't for men. ermmnone

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You're a female. You should already know how to do this, and should already be doing this.

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Sexist.

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Geez what a bunch of Douchbags.

Kelly its not that hard, Cleaning the bathrooms is the worst part! Watch out for cum in the sheets too!

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Geez what a bunch of Douchbags.

Kelly its not that hard, Cleaning the bathrooms is the worst part! Watch out for cum in the sheets too!

😂 Drop by when I'm cleaning sometime, we can add onto those stains. 😛

Oh my 😮

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
At least we're actually good for something. Pwnt.

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Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Yeah. Cook, clean, give head; thats the womans motto.

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Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What are men good for? Nothing. LOL.

If you didn't have men, you'd be worthless and lesbians.

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Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
What are men good for?

Well since you asked...

We're good for being like dogs. We follow you lasses around drooling, getting under foot, shagging anything that moves (and anything that doesnt!). Occassionally we'll do something cute and you'll lavish attention on us, then we'll fart and ruin everything! ✅

Originally posted by Baylin
Well since you asked...

We're good for being like dogs. We follow you lasses around drooling, getting under foot, shagging anything that moves (and anything that doesnt!). Occassionally we'll do something cute and you'll lavish attention on us, then we'll fart and ruin everything! ✅

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
😱 But thats the reason we love you guys!

I knew there had to be a reason! 😉

Its because no matter how you guys screw up, You look so sheepish we cant get mad!

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
You wouldn't have the ability to do any of those if men didn't: 1. Buy stuff for you to clean, 2. Supply the kitchen so you can cook, 3. Have a penis for women to suck.

If you didn't have men, you'd be worthless and lesbians.

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