worst thing to do when your about to have sex?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel

But he's right though.

Another one is eat garlic bread.

Say "Okay, I'm ready, [Wrong Name]!"

Too true 😂

Before I got married to my husband we went up and spent the weekend at his dads. So were settling down in the floor, naked about to get ready for a ride, When his 15 year old sister walks in! Needless to say we packed our shit and was headed back to our house 4hours away...

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
Before I got married to my husband we went up and spent the weekend at his dads. So were settling down in the floor, naked about to get ready for a ride, When his 15 year old sister walks in! Needless to say we packed our shit and was headed back to our house 4hours away...

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Ejaculate

****.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Stop quoting your posts, if no one wants to reply they don't have to.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Biggest lie I've ever heard.

****.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

me too

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I don't give a shit if anyone replies. I just like to see my posts.

The one time I was having sex with my ex and we were doing it all doggystyle. We thought we were alone. My sister came over and just opened my door to get a DVD, and I screamed. haermm

You're definately not as old as your profile says you are.

Not put a condom on.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You're definately not as old as your profile says you are.

Originally posted by Röland
The one time I was having sex with my ex and we were doing it all doggystyle. We thought we were alone. My sister came over and just opened my door to get a DVD, and I screamed. haermm

Like Ned Flanders right? haermm

Originally posted by Röland
The one time I was having sex with my ex and we were doing it all doggystyle. We thought we were alone. My sister came over and just opened my door to get a DVD, and I screamed. haermm

I'm sure she did too haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Like Ned Flanders right? haermm

Yeah. haermm

But what's hilarious is I didn't even pull out. We finished after she left. haermm

Originally posted by Naz
I'm sure she did too haermm

I didn't hear her over myself. haermm