Postal

Dude, I heard that Gary Coleman turn down his role in this movie.....seriously, if someone like Coleman (FRIGGIN GARY COLEMAN) turns down a movie....thats a major friggin omen right there...seriously, Uwe Boll is lower than shit and friggin stupid for making these films.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Dude, I heard that Gary Coleman turn down his role in this movie.....seriously, if someone like Coleman (FRIGGIN GARY COLEMAN) turns down a movie....thats a major friggin omen right there...seriously, Uwe Boll is lower than shit and friggin stupid for making these films.

well, to be fair. He ACCEPTED the role in a shitty game. A sequel to a shitty game none the less.

I eventually saw the movie on DVD, it was in ONLY in German though.
Which is odd, normally they are multi languages. Ok I speak German so it wasn´t a problem apart from the humour dieing a death.

The film itself was just as daft as the Game, but not as good.

The acting looks atrocious, and seems to be Uwe's way of trying to show everyone that he's cool.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
well, to be fair. He ACCEPTED the role in a shitty game. A sequel to a shitty game none the less.

I voted for him to be Governor of CA. 313

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I voted for him to be Governor of CA. 313

i did too, in my heart 🙂

Originally posted by Impediment
I couldn't have said more eloquently myself, Preston. heartbeat

Merging.

Thanks, man. 😉 Just doing my job as a resident smart ass.

I haven't seen this, but all copies of it should be burned and it be a capital offense to ever mention it again. Here is the synopsis:

"A live-action cross between "South Park" and Team America: World Police, this cheeky satire centers on jobless trailer-park resident Dude (Zack Ward). Desperate for dough, Dude and his ethically challenged Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) cook up a scheme to pinch a shipment of Krotchy dolls -- the new stuffed talking penis toy -- and sell them on eBay. Unfortunately, al-Qaida has the same idea … but plans to lace the toys with avian flu."

There is only one Dude, over the line!

Originally posted by Robtard
I haven't seen this, but all copies of it should be burned and it be a capital offense to ever mention it again. Here is the synopsis:

"A live-action cross between "South Park" and Team America: World Police, this cheeky satire centers on jobless trailer-park resident Dude (Zack Ward). Desperate for dough, Dude and his ethically challenged Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) cook up a scheme to pinch a shipment of Krotchy dolls -- the new stuffed talking penis toy -- and sell them on eBay. Unfortunately, al-Qaida has the same idea … but plans to lace the toys with avian flu."

There is only one Dude, over the line!

You said it, RT. We Achievers will not stand for this. Mark it eight, Dude!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
You said it, RT. We Achievers will not stand for this. Mark it eight, Dude!

Smokey, you're entering a world of pain.

All right!! It's ****ing zero! You happy, you crazy f***?

It's a league game, Smokey.

Dude, this is Smokey. Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gilbert and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round, I don't know, or maybe, forfeit it to us--so, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning. Tell Walter. I'm sorry.

haha..just kidding....quoting postal : ) lol...was watching the trailer at their official site ( just google postal-the-movie to find it) a few minutes ago and now i cant get it out of my head. ill be really in trouble after the dvd is out aug 26...lol Is anyone out there a fan of postal like me..? lol 💃 🤣

How much they payin' you?