Providence {KMC’s Mercenaries Base}

Started by NiñoAraña4 pages

we're some broke Mercs.

we need some moolah!

I would join, but I need Faceman's permission.

wait...aren't YOU faceman?

shock

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
wait...aren't YOU faceman?

shock

Yeah, but I still need my own permission. Split personality you know.... 😎

I was going to take on Trick and Red (with me and Akuki), but it's been put off, due to tourney stuff, and pending on whether Akuki's hardrive has crashed or not.

cool cool.

Re: Providence {KMC’s Mercenaries Base}

Originally posted by id369
Providence {KMC’s Mercenaries Base}

We hold no affiliation to no one. And take jobs upon request. Weather the KMC's [B]"M" (short for mercenaries), accepts or declines your offer is up to them.

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Just to be the nitpicky person I am.... this sentence holds a double negative, which equals a positive. So technically it means you hold affiliation to someone.

😱 I have an idea!!!

I can be your super hot babe skanky RECEPTIONIST!!!

(By the way... it was really hard to find an appropriate super hot skanky receptionist...and I think even this one is pushing the limit).

Anyway, think on it... pray on it.

Yeah my lingo retains all kinds of double negatives. And I sure as hell need a skanky receptionist in the time of need.

Originally posted by Blight
Just to be the nitpicky person I am.... this sentence holds a double negative, which equals a positive. So technically it means you hold affiliation to someone.

😱 I have an idea!!!

I can be your super hot babe skanky RECEPTIONIST!!!

(By the way... it was really hard to find an appropriate super hot skanky receptionist...and I think even this one is pushing the limit).

Anyway, think on it... pray on it.

woah...

Originally posted by NiñoAraña
woah...
Mercenary Headquarters, How can we Seeeeeervice you *Said Provocatively and..... skankily?*

Originally posted by Blight
Mercenary Headquarters, How can we Seeeeeervice you *Said Provocatively and..... skankily?*
😂

that's creepy man. haermm

You know you dig it 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Blight
You know you dig it 😖hifty:
if by "dig it" you mean find it incredibly creepy and inappropriate

then yeah, i dig it. haermm

Inappropriate? How? 😕

Originally posted by Blight
Inappropriate? How? 😕
well, when a older male pretends to be a skanky receptionist and asks a underage male if they can dig it...

yeah, a lil inappropriate haermm

Spoiler:
but i'm only kidding around of course...except about the creepiness

ermmnone

Not inappropriate at all... unless you're homophobic... or maybe sane?

And sane people don't belong on this forum!!! furious

Wait, neither do homophobic people!

Originally posted by Blight
Not inappropriate at all... unless you're homophobic... or maybe sane?

And sane people don't belong on this forum!!! furious

Wait, neither do homophobic people!

nah not homophobic...

maybe a little sane. can you guys cure me!!? 🙁

Um.. Eat a Thumbtack?

Drive a Car up stairs?

Plant a Skittle and wait for it to grow a rainbow?

I've got a lot more cures.

Originally posted by Blight

Plant a Skittle and wait for it to grow a rainbow?

i'm liking this one...

dur

Well, get to it already! 😠