Anne: You're sending him to his death!
Sao: If you want my coin, he will go alone AND the rest of you will stay with me.
Norrington: What?
Sao: Fair bargain is it not? We have use for strong men of pirate ships (eyes Elizabeth and Anne) and for beautiful women who know their way around the sea. As for the Commodore, I think we can find a pirate or two willing to take on their revenge. They will all serve me until you come back. The Locker is vast, boy. It may take you a long while.
Ragetti: We're not as strong as all that.
Marty: Do you accept parley?
Mr Cotton's parrot: White flag of surrender! White flag of surrender!
Will: Enough! I'll go. (Elizabeth gives him the coin. She shakes her head at him)
Anne: The hell you will. I've wasted enough time already. You're going to just let everyone be trapped here until the off-chance you come back?
Elizabeth: Negotiate. Let me go with you. You can't go in there alone.
Gibbs: There be no sense fighting it, lass.
Will: I won't be alone. Jack's in there. (takes Sao's coin. Rubs the Heads sides together. In a flash he is gone)
CUT TO...The Locker
(Will lands face first onto the vast, sandy wasteland. He stands, brushes himself off, and looks around.)
Will: Jack! Jack Sparrow!
(He marches along)
Will: Jack! (to himself) Anybody?
(He sees two little crabs scurry by. He looks out in the distance and sees larger ones scuttle past. He keeps one hand on his sword. He walks along and sees the silhouette of the Pearl. He grins and runs toward it.)
Will: Jack!
(Jack is sitting underneath the maidenhead, his back against the ship. He does not look surprised to see Will.)
Will: Jack, it's Will. You remember me, don't you?
(Jack stands and gives him an inspecting look. He pokes him hard in the shoulder)
Will: It's me. (sees two crabs close by) This wasn't what I expected.
Jack: Have you met Clive and Roland? (nods to the crabs) Hard workers they are.
Will: Are you all right? I thought you would be glad to see me.
Jack: Everyone else came to see me. You might as well be the next. (pokes him again)
Will: What are you talking about?
Jack: You're the most boring one yet. (sits back down)
Will: Stand up! We have to get out of here.
Jack: What's this “we” business? I'm not interested in going up in a puff of smoke like you will.
(Will gets it)
Will: How can I prove to you it's really me?
(Jack stands again and pokes him)
Will: Why do you keep doing that?
Jack: I like it. If you can prove you're flesh and blood...
Will: I know! Ask me a question. One you don't know the answer to. If I know it, you'll know you couldn't have thought it up. (makes a face on how Jack-like his logic was there) Jack, I've been looking for you for a long time. Please humor me and do this.
Jack: (thinks for a second, look of madness is fading) Where's Elizabeth?
Will: (trying not to make much of that) She's in Singapore with your crew, held hostage by Sao Feng until I bring you back. Couldn't have imagined that, could you?
(A look of realization comes over Jack. Will is real. He edges very close to him)
Jack: Get me out of here.
Will: Take out your Piece of 8.
Jack: Whatever for? (almost back to his old self)
Will: Well, according to Sao Feng, two need to be joined together to get in and out of the Locker.
Jack: Won't do, mate. The Pearl.
Will: We can come back and we'll find a way to get it later.
Jack: Not me. I'm not coming back here.
Will: (losing his temper) Fine! I'll come back here and retrieve your bloody ship...(stops. Sees the crabs trying to pick up the Pearl.)
Jack: That Roland. He's a weakling. Eunuch crab.
Will: Never mind. You want to get out of here. Pull out your coin. (Jack takes it out) The heads go together. That's how I got here.
Jack: Don't tell me Sao Feng was stupid enough to give you his Piece of 8.
Will: No. (pause) Barbossa was.
(Jack is about to speak but the coins do nothing)
Jack: How useful. Now. Why don't you go back and send someone who knows what they're doing and knows for a fact who is alive and who is dead?
Will: They're supposed to work! (sees crabs get out from under the Pearl) Maybe we have to say something.
Jack: (waves arms) Abracadabra! (nothing) Bugger.
Will: Back to Singapore! Alakazam! (nothing. Looks over to the Pearl) The ship. Get on the ship.
(They hurry on board and put their coins together)
CUT TO....Singapore harbor
(Will and Jack plop to the deck of the Pearl, safely docked on the pier)
(Jack leans over the railing. He looks at the ocean almost as if it were a woman. He runs off the ship and steps onto the pier. He lets his hands briefly glide in the water. Will hurries to catch up to him. He collects himself)
Jack: Stop wasting time. What all were you saying before?
Will: You have a crew waiting for you. (Jack looks a little touched) Sao Feng has them until I get you back.
CUT TO.... Sao's palace.
(Sao and his newly recovered brother are presiding at the head of a very loud, raucous dinner party. Elizabeth, Anne, and the others are serving the food and wine, which is proving to be a real challenge considering the drunken state of the guests. Elizabeth looks extremely anxious. Norrington looks exhausted. Anne looks disgusted. Gibbs is the only one who seems to be having a good time, since he's been invited to the table and is sharing an exciting story with a crowd of beautiful Asian women.)
Gibbs: So there we were, on the very edge of the world, with nothing to our name but a quill pen and me old mother's prayer book...
(The Asian girls gasp with excitement.
Elizabeth makes her way over to Sao, filling his glass. Sao's brother grabs her waist and pulls her down onto his lap, with clear intentions. Elizabeth's temper flairs up, and next thing you know, she's got him on the floor, straddling him with a napkin around his throat, ready to snap his neck and kill him. The dinner party has gone quiet, as everyone stares at the scene in shock.)
Anne: (muttering) you stole my trick.
Norrington: This could get bad...
Sao: Be careful there, missy. I wouldn't want you to do anything your friends would regret.
Elizabeth: (breathing harshly) Listen to me, Sao Feng. Pirate Lord or not, you have a responsibility to the protection of us until our bargain is complete. I am a governor's daughter and one of the most feared pirates in the Caribbean. I refuse to be treated this way.
Sao: (standing) My brother meant you no harm. In my land, it is customary for a woman to show her host appreciation by making friendly with the guests.
(Elizabeth drops the napkin and stands up, facing off with Sao while his brother gasps on the floor. We get a brief shot of Elizabeth's hand sliding into her tunic, and pulling out a dagger.)
Elizabeth: In my land, it is customary for a woman's honor to be respected.
(Sao lifts a hand to brush Elizabeth's face and hair, obviously taken with her.)
Sao: Your honor is safe in my hands, milady.
Elizabeth: I've known your type before, and I'd sooner trust a wild dog.
Sao: Harsh words! But then, you have been in the company of Jack Sparrow... no doubt your honor was handled carelessly by him at one time or another, the blackguard.
(He's hit a nerve- Elizabeth's temper snaps and she attacks Sao with her dagger. Sao is quick to respond, whipping out his own sword while Norrington jumps into the mix, sliding his sword into Elizabeth's hand so they're evenly matched.
Barbossa rolls his eyes and looks annoyed, but turns around the room, spotting the guards. Casually, he jams a thumb into both of their windpipes, knocking them out while he grabs their swords and pushes through the guests to join the fight. It's just Anne, Barbossa, Elizabeth, Norrington and Gibbs against 50-odd trained fighters. It's not looking good.)
Barbossa: Couldn't you have just grit your teeth and held your temper, wench? Now look what you've done.
Elizabeth: (as she battles Sao) Jack Sparrow never mishandled my honor! He was a good man, not to mention a far better pirate than you!
Jack: Oy! Hear that Barbossa? I'm a better pirate than you!
(The group turns in shock, the where Will and Jack, swords out, have entered the room. The dive into the fray.)
Will: (shouting across the fight) Elizabeth! You're safe!
Elizabeth: (as she dodges a blow from Sao) For now! (takes out a pair of fighters by the trip and stab method) Jack! You're alive!
Jack: (as he gives one of the fighters an interesting haircut before dispatching him) I am indeed, thanks to dear William. Did you miss me, darling?
Barbossa: (while shoving Elizabeth out of the way so he can fight Sao himself) She missed you so much, she got married while you were away.
Jack: (a brief look of pain/shock flitting by his face, quickly replaced by his dangerous grin) Well, that's to be expected then. She was SO READY to get married, and all. Lizzie, was it as good as you'd hoped?
Will: (probably the one doing the most actual fighting) Ten times better than she'd hoped, Sparrow, and she was everything I'd ever dreamed of and more. But then, you won't ever know what that's like.
Jack: I've had a taste or two.
Elizabeth: (shoving Barbossa back out of the way and re-attacking Sao) Can we argue about this later?
(The group had managed to cut their way to the door, which Barbossa wastes no time in breaking down.)
Sao: You could have just used the handle!
Barbossa: Sorry, mate. Old habits and all.