KMC Court · The Off-Topic Forum

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

KMC Court

Not like the other thread.

You must go through a strict 6-step process to get your worth.

1.Do something that's against the law, like going 100mph over the speed limit or abusing someone
2.File a lawsuit
3. Meet with the lawyer to confirm your complaint
4. Wait 2 months (1 minute in here)
5. Go to court for trial
6. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Whoever loses thier case must face 4 years in prison, or 350 hrs of Community service.

Dusty Senior Member

No.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

One time, I divorced someone on KMC. That was interesting.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

LOL.

Ozone You need me to live.

😐

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

You like connstantly annoying me, don't you?

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Thanks for the bum.

No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.

That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

huh

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Originally posted by Barker
Thanks for the bum.
No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.
That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm

Driving safrly is bad for your health.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Barker
Thanks for the bum.
No, I didn't mean to say bump, mate.
That's my Kramer impression for the night, drive safely everyone. haermm

Crikey! Mate! $4!

That was my Mist impression

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Please excuse me while I light my spliff.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Crikey! Mate! $4!
That was my Mist impression

You didn't tell everyone to drive safely.

You want everyone to ****ing die.

**** you.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Ay mate!!!!!

That's all I know
dontgetit

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Barker
Please excuse me while I light my spliff.
You didn't tell everyone to drive safely.
You want everyone to ****ing die.
**** you.

Hell ****ing yeah. I hate all of you ****ers.

Okay, how's this.

****ing drive safely. Finish your ****ing vodka first. ****ers.

Better?

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Hell ****ing yeah. I hate all of you ****ers.
Okay, how's this.
****ing drive safely. Finish your ****ing vodka first. ****ers.
Better?

Hey, **** you too man.

Woman. Giggle.

Better, but that's still ****ing bad.

****er.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

NO! It's like this:

****ers, you mutha****ers better ****ing drive ****ing safely, but you ****ers better ****ing finish your ****ing **** vodka first.

****ers.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Barker
Hey, **** you too man.
Woman. Giggle.
Better, but that's still ****ing bad.
****er.

I'm ****ing sick of your ****ing **** shit ****er. Go back to your ****ing pkmnz and mudkipz ****er.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I'm ****ing sick of your ****ing **** shit ****er. Go back to your ****ing pkmnz and mudkipz ****er.

**** you. I've had it up to ****ing here with your ****ing music and shitty sigs and your ****ing swearing tendencies. People in Utah don't ****ing do that, that's why Utah > you. That's right, *****. **** you. Hey **** you, a lot of KMCers ****ing play and watch Pokemon.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

**** is your fav catchphrase.

Reverend Axel Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Barker
**** you. I've had it up to ****ing here with your ****ing music and shitty sigs and your ****ing swearing tendencies. People in Utah don't ****ing do that, that's why Utah > you. That's right, *****. **** you. Hey **** you, a lot of KMCers ****ing play and watch Pokemon.

Utah? You're going to bring ****ing Utah into this? ****. You do understand that Utah was ****ing found of on the ****ing basis that one man can have ****ing fifty ****ing wives. Yeah, a ****ing mormon joke. Surprise ****ing surprise, Kill yourself. I don't have these fancy ****ing programs you ****ers use to make good ****ing sigs, so **** off. Finally, you can **** off. ****er.

Barker Thorin Fan Club President

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Utah? You're going to bring ****ing Utah into this? ****. You do understand that Utah was ****ing found of on the ****ing basis that one man can have ****ing fifty ****ing wives. Yeah, a ****ing mormon joke. Surprise ****ing surprise, Kill yourself. I don't have these fancy ****ing programs you ****ers use to make good ****ing sigs, so **** off. Finally, you can **** off. ****er.

Utah was ****ing made so that ****ing Easterners wouldn't ****ing burn our ****ing houses to the ****ing ground. ****. I mean, ****. ****. THAT'S ****ING MESSED THE **** UP. AND YOUR ****ING PEOPLE DID IT. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, ****ING WHAT THE ****ING ****?

I didn't pay for mine.

*****.