School bans Halloween and Christmas!

I still love Halloween and I think it's a bit sad that schools are bending to the pressure of morons who feel that just because they don't like the holiday, they should force other people to try and turn against it and dissallow it at school because they're offended/stupid.

But what's worse, is this pressure seems to be extending beyond the school and affecting the number of kids that actually go trick-or-treating. Though this is probably partly to the outrageous and baseless claims that children are going to open their halloween bag and find a razor/poison/aids/Schector in their candy waiting to attack them.

i ejaculate in their trick or treat bags.

All the more reason why they SHOULD go trick or treating.

its tough when they all come knocking at once. i need a few minutes to recoop.

You need to start in advance. Predict when they're going to show up. Even have a few baggies of your juice ready prior to them showing up, just to be on the safe side.

That's what I do. Ejaculate in baggies starting 3 hours before they show up. Also allows me to time slip razorblades into my bags-o-sauce.

Maybe freeze your cum?

oh my god.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Maybe freeze your cum?

You are brilliant. Plus it will make it easier to hide the razorblade in frozen jizz.

I will call them Semen Slerpz!

Z's are cool, you know. The kids like them.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Ok according t o the news.I think this is in cleveland ohio or some state.Parents are getting mad becaue the school is not letting kids celebrate or dress up for Halloween but instead can celebrate a muslim celebration.
I forget the name.Anyone find this horrible?THis is the states not India or whatever why does this school ban this?I cna understand Christmas but not halloween?Anyone argee or disargee with this?jm

Originally posted by BackFire
You are brilliant. Plus it will make it easier to hide the razorblade in frozen jizz.

I will call them Semen Slerpz!

Z's are cool, you know. The kids like them.

Originally posted by Schecter
i guess nobody ever invited you to a halloween party? dress like an idiot, get shitfaced, hit on scantily dressed women, whats so bad about that?

Raves are boring and overrated for me.

I dress to feel comfortable not trying to look or feel like something I'm not.

Hit on scantily dressed women....I could do that at Comic con but I rather just talk to them...even better take a picture with them.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
T-two?

Does anyone really care about this story?

Thought not.

.........**** off.

Halloween, I understand. I love the holiday but whatever. IF it has devil worshipping references, then it is clearly understandable.

Banning Christmas however is totally beyond right. 😬

Originally posted by SelphieT
.........**** off.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Halloween is fun!

I'm going to a bunch of scary houses next week!!

😱------->>> ghost2ghost2ghost2

Neighbors?Make sure you share that candy with us!jm 😉

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
Ok according t o the news.I think this is in cleveland ohio or some state.Parents are getting mad becaue the school is not letting kids celebrate or dress up for Halloween but instead can celebrate a muslim celebration.
I forget the name.Anyone find this horrible?THis is the states not India or whatever why does this school ban this?I cna understand Christmas but not halloween?Anyone argee or disargee with this?jm

You mean Eid?
And India does not ban holidays for some retarded reasons. Hindu tend to get on with most.

Halloween's not really a celebration though is it...... it's an excuse to egg houses, dress like an idiot and for Americans to eat more.

You're just jealous.

Originally posted by BackFire
I still love Halloween and I think it's a bit sad that schools are bending to the pressure of morons who feel that just because they don't like the holiday, they should force other people to try and turn against it and dissallow it at school because they're offended/stupid.

But what's worse, is this pressure seems to be extending beyond the school and affecting the number of kids that actually go trick-or-treating. Though this is probably partly to the outrageous and baseless claims that children are going to open their halloween bag and find a razor/poison/aids/Schector in their candy waiting to attack them.

Well if the parents want t o keep there kids safe all they have to do is check the candy after trick or treating.I too like Halloween not sure what it has to do w it school and dressing up.
It is the ony year you can dress up and not look folish.jm 😆

Originally posted by JacopeX
Halloween, I understand. I love the holiday but whatever. IF it has devil worshipping references, then it is clearly understandable.

Banning Christmas however is totally beyond right. 😬