Ushgarak and his slow journey into the social world...

"one of us" I don't know whether to be excited...or horrified...lol. Just kidding. I already said I loved you guys.

Yeah, but you should still be horrified...

Lol, are you guys that bad? You can't be! Otherwise I wouldn't feel so comfy here all of a sudden...

That is part of the horror.

Does that mean...I'm just as scary and intimidating as you guys are? That is horrifying! *runs screaming around in circles like a madman*

See? You have just proved it!

Oh bollox...I did didn't I? Now I can be submissive to the truth and enter your world without fear...*sigh* 💃

Yup... wow, quick conversion tonight!

And you never know, you might even turn up as something this thread is about at one point!

It didn't take long did it!

That thought entices me and excites me!

Blimey! I cannot imagine why someone would be so keen to meet me, but that is very gratifying!

Well, your conversation has made you very appealing to me. As did your warm welcome. And then I saw your picture...and boy! Did my urge to want to meet you grow! 😉

Ay-yi-yiiiiiii! You sure know how to build someone's confidence!

Oh, well, I try! Is it working?

Damn straight it is!!!

*gives herself a pat on the back* My day is now fulfilled. But wait! I'm far from done!

Careful, I may just explode if I build up any more!

An explosion? Boy, if I caused an explosion...I'd be number one! And so would you!

Oooh!

Ok, I am not entirely sure what you meant there...

I am worried that you migbr be spoiling my "sad bastard unable to fund any fun" image I had going here, though!

Oh I am here to ruin all blasphemous images! I am here to bring out the best in everyone! And the fun loving spirit everyone has hidden somewhere!

Egad, we are very, VERY happy to have your sort around here!

But never mind, people who are watching my life... I feel I have plenty more sad and failed attempts to impart to you here!