Dorkiest Character!

My vote is for

Armless Tiger Man

All I can say is... whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!

Take your best shot for Dorkiest Character.

Hmm...

I'd totally win if this was coolest character.

PineappleMan

I believe his origin was that he was imbued with the power of Hawaiian fruit by the Tiki gods to serve as the islands protector.

the flash
iceman
storm
superman
hyperstorm they are the dorkiest because they have the power to turn regular humans into dorks that cant bare to see or mention these characters lose.

jubilee and hawkgirl are the dorkiest and worst characters ever

Surrender Monkey! ermmhappy

bob of Hydra,Spyder, Bouncing boy, Riddler,every clone of spiderman other than that hot spiderwoman from the ultimate siperman comic.

Red Tornado
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Tornado_(Ma_Hunkel)

Forbush Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbush_Man

Okay, no, the Armless Tiger may be the single most badass character in all of comic book history.

The dude lost his arms in a machine accident in a factory. After that, he swore eternal vengeance against machines/factories. He's like Batman, only you replace "parents" with "arms," "crime" with "factories," and "dark, supercompetent avenger of the night" with "might bite you and can run hella fast"

Rainbow Raider
Penguin
Skin

The obliterator...

Originally posted by tjcoady
Okay, no, the Armless Tiger may be the single most badass character in all of comic book history.

The dude lost his arms in a machine accident in a factory. After that, he swore eternal vengeance against machines/factories. He's like Batman, only you replace "parents" with "arms," "crime" with "factories," and "dark, supercompetent avenger of the night" with "might bite you and can run hella fast"

Um... I don't know what to say.

I am very disturbed by your post AND the Armless Tiger Man.

I believe there was probably MUCH drinking involved in the making of this character!

I do despise Jubilee! What a waste of ink she is.

Obliterator is dorky, and probably one of the worst drawn characters ever.

The guy looked like a character from "Blondie" or "Jughead".

What about the Walrus?

I cant hate Armless tiger man too much, he is from the early 40's

Uber Machine's not dorky at all. schmoll

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/uber_machine.html

Originally posted by SpookySmurph
Uber Machine's not dorky at all. schmoll

http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/uber_machine.html

Agreed.

Fuel = Penis

Armless tiger fagget. I swear gayest shit ever. I want what they smoked in the making of him.

Uber Machine is Uber foos!

storm

Storm

Spiderman is pretty much the king of dorks.