He sure would.
A cool Gran Torino Evil Dead would blow their minds!
"Hey kid don't touch that book"
"What is it?"
"Hell!"
Kid reads the book and unleashes hell amongst the neighborhood.
Ash fights the dead in the local mall. "shop smart shop S Mart".
F that!
Evil Dead is satanic hatred of the living. Let it do it's thing.
Originally posted by the ninjak
No one is gonna watch an elderly Campbell fight Deadites.It's just sad.
He's 54, not 74. I'd watch it, especially if he lost the fat gut and loose jowls. Older Ash could still kick much Deadite ass.
It's sad they seemingly recycled the Evil Dead name for yet another garden variety shit horror flick. We need more Cabin In The Woods and less Sinisters, Paranormal Activities and the like.
Originally posted by Robtard
He's 54, not 74. I'd watch it, especially if he lost the fat gut and loose jowls. Older Ash could still kick much Deadite ass.It's sad they seemingly recycled the Evil Dead name for yet another garden variety shit horror flick. We need more Cabin In The Woods and less Sinisters, Paranormal Activities and the like.
The whole point of the Evil Dead was teenagers happening amongst a dark book in a forest that tore their souls apart. 🙂
A cheerleader and her boyfriend!
If we introduce her smart uncle then the funfactor falls apart. Cabin in the Woods struggled with such a plot and they were all the same age.
Ash won't work!
Originally posted by the ninjak
The whole point of the Evil Dead was teenagers happening amongst a dark book in a forest that tore their souls apart. 🙂A cheerleader and her boyfriend!
If we introduce her smart uncle then the funfactor falls apart. Cabin in the Woods struggled with such a plot and they were all the same age.
Ash won't work!
It's been some time since I've seen Evil Dead, but Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness had nothing to do with teens, son.
Not if that smart uncle is Bruce Campbell and he's playing Ash, then the fun factor is multiplied to infinity+1.
Cabin in The Woods did not struggle, it was fun and entertaining opening to close, you dirty communist.
Originally posted by the ninjakYou realize we aren't talking about a remake with him, but a sequel, right?
Ash was a teen in the woods, with his girlfriend having a good time.You brought up 54. It's WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY too old for such tale.
No way is he gonna experience this "adventure" at that age without being creepy!
You guys are damn crazy..........
You damn commie bastards.
Originally posted by Mindset
People watch him fight spies and assasins every week.
Sure they do.
Originally posted by Mindset
You realize we aren't talking about a remake with him, but a sequel, right?
I know. He could've sold a great old man vs the Deadite movie but he didn't..........unfortunately.
Originally posted by the ninjak
I guess I can't see a 54 yr old representing a teenager........sue me.
Why are you stuck on an Evil Dead flick having to be about teenagers?
We're talking about a continuation of the franchise with Campbell, not a crappy generic horror reboot with the Evil Dead name stuck on as a means to draw crowds.