Deadpool vs Predator
Kingpin, at his base in the African jungle, is at the head of a very big and illegal cocane bussiness. He has armed guards at all ends of the facility, and the best top notch security systems that money can buy. They dectect, with one of their satalites, that a space ship has entered the Earth's atmosphere, and has crashed in the middle of the jungle. Wanting nothing to harm bussiness, Kingpin sends out a group of guards to investigate the situation. The guards, marching through the woods find the ship crashed, and apparently deserted. They find an opening in the ship and enter into it too find a trophy case full of skulls, and weapons. They leave the ship, excited to have found such weapons, believing that they'll get a heafty pay raise when they show them too their boss. But right after they leave the ship, they are attacked by an unknown assailant, which neither of them can see, and the mystery attacker kills them all within minutes. After recieving no word on his guards, Kingpin decides that he had better hire better help. This time, he hires one of the best....Deadpool.
Kingpin: " I want whatever it is out there DEAD!! YOU HEAR ME!? "
Deadpool: " Hey sure thing boss. That's why they call me Deadpool. Not Capturepool. hehe.
Kingpin:" .......whatever. I promise you a heafty summ if you can take this....whatever it is.....out. I can't have this interfering with my cocane business. "
Deadpool: " If this " heafty summ " is as heafty as you are, YOU"RE ON!! "
Kingpin: "......JUST GO!!!!
Deadpool: " OK OK!!!! GOING!!!!! "
So this is Deadpool vs Predator. Who wins?