9 Monsters We Can Kick the Crap Out of

http://www.maxim.com/NineMonstersWeCanKicktheCrapOutOf/articles/7794.aspx?src=dx19

Lol, I'm pretty sure I could land a punch or two on them all .. except clowns .. like that clown from IT.

Me and jason had a fight to the death once...

Aww, I thought they were only going to put Horror movie monsters in there. Why'd they have to throw in Cookie Monster? That's uncalled for.

LOL. The Chucky stuff is hilarious.

Originally posted by justdecent
http://www.maxim.com/NineMonstersWeCanKicktheCrapOutOf/articles/7794.aspx?src=dx19

Lol, I'm pretty sure I could land a punch or two on them all .. except clowns .. like that clown from IT.

The 'clown from it' (Pennywise) is a god-like entity from outside of our known universe. Known to psychically influence others or cause misfortune, while his true form can cause madness through visual contact.

No one is taking that particular clown down , I assure you.

Originally posted by grey fox
The 'clown from it' (Pennywise) is a god-like entity from outside of our known universe. Known to psychically influence others or cause misfortune, while his true form can cause madness through visual contact.

No one is taking that particular clown down , I assure you.

Unless us childhood friends unite in our mid thirties to destroy him!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Unless us childhood friends unite in our mid thirties to destroy him!

At the beginning of this list, it seemed like a legitimate list (well, as far as Maxim's movie reviews go). I thought it'd be a list of unintimidating horror icons. No, they decide to add the Monsters Inc. character and the Cookie Monster.

Once again I feel that Maxim should be banned from making these sort of reviews.

Originally posted by grey fox
The 'clown from it' (Pennywise) is a god-like entity from outside of our known universe. Known to psychically influence others or cause misfortune, while his true form can cause madness through visual contact.

No one is taking that particular clown down , I assure you.

well, a bunch of little kids with make believe battery acid powned his ass

im not sure i could rock the leperchaun. The dude has magical powers and can transfer his life force through penis holes. Thats f*cked

The Leprechaun
Why he sucks: Lame one-liners, curly shoes, and an accent that can only loosely be considered Irish. This wee, little guy's wrinkly face is the only thing that made him any scarier than the guy on the Lucky Charms box. He didn't even have any clearly defined magic powers. He did, however, have a very shitty rap song at the end of one of his sequels.

How to beat his ass: Don't let him get near any cheesy toys, like a pogo stick he might be able to kill you with. Then utilize your reach advantage to try and get him on the ground. He might be magic, but his Brazilian jujitsu needs some serious work.

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but Lep is severely underrated.

any monster that can go inside your penis and explode is a real killer.

Doesn't Chucky have nearly his strengh from when he was human?

I believe so. He's obviously a lot stronger than an average doll....

Originally posted by SelphieT
I believe so. He's obviously a lot stronger than an average doll....

as long as you have a big fan your straight

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
well, a bunch of little kids with make believe battery acid powned his ass

Yeah, but if you read the book it was all explained. They made an ancient tribal circle of some sort which gave them +1 asskicking power, or something.