Originally posted by Bardiel13All you really have to do is tip her over.
It would be easy to rape a fat chick? I'm not just talking portly, this girl was the reason French people call Americans pigs. I'm talking about to the point where she either has a medical issue or is overdue for an appointment with Oprah.
Re: Girls need to chill out -_-
Originally posted by Bardiel13haermm
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!
Originally posted by Grand_Moff_GavOkay fine. Then you will accept that if it happens to you, you are the one to blame, not the reader. As will everyone else who has argued aggressively at posters who are being misread by members who pick out on grammar and exagerations, rather than their actual point.
I hate to look like I'm picking on you....but when your in an exam if you write something and the examiner doesn't understand it its your fault. You can't say "But what I meant was right, you just read it wrong".Oh, and forming a coherrent argument isnt just for examinations and essays...you have to do it all the time.
If you do not understand what I just said, read it again before you reply.
Edit: I don't understand why people don't make an effort to try to understand a person's post. I do!
Re: Girls need to chill out -_-
Originally posted by Bardiel13
I was hanging out with my friend the other night. He had a bit too much mead, so he thought it was time to crash. On our way back to his dorm, he see this huge girl, probably well over 200 pounds. Now, my chum is thoroughly smashed out of his skull and can hardly walk. He stops for a moment and puts his hand on the wall beside him (I guess he lost his balance for a moment) right in front of the girl.
Suddenly, she screams for no reason and I look up to see my friend on the ground yelling. It took me a couple seconds to realize she was holding a small pepper spray keychain and has just spritzed a poor drunk boy in the face. She just jumps up and down, screeching while my friend is freaking out and writhing, so I storm over to her and go, "Why the f**k di-" and before I could finish she tries to pepper spray me.
Luckily I wasn't close enough, but I ended up inhaling it which sent me to a world of hacking coughs and dry heaves. So now I'm on all fours, trying to wrap my head around what just happened and this chick is still screaming, "Ohmygod, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" I'm guessing she just realized she just maced two innocent people. Eventually, some guy came over and called 911.
After the paramedics got me to stop coughing and treated my friend I asked her why on Earth she pepper sprayed us. She said she though we were going to rape her. Us... two skinny kids trying to rape a clinically obese woman... What the hell?!
O.O Wow. I guess some people are just really paranoid...or they've seen too many evil movies. hmm
Originally posted by lord xyz
Girls aren't as strong as men. Some can't even take cock, hence lesbians.
laughing