http://youtube.com/watch?v=H669fxnisMI
The effect of Liz's kisses
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H669fxnisMI
The effect of Liz's kisses
okay now pirates, deep breath, one two three Haul Away, minds outta the bilge--love fest somehow would perhaps be better served without thinking about, well, some things.
Swann, Sparrow, Turner--both birds, William Turner was a famous of the time, bird illustrator, and something that maybe isn't right for this spot, but what the heckydo is it with all the double letter names, Beckett even, Mercer, exception to the rule, Marty--Barbossa, Gibbs, Norrington, Cotton.
Real swans mate for life, sparrows have the mate dedication of a gnat.
Originally posted by willofthewisp
http://youtube.com/watch?v=H669fxnisMIThe effect of Liz's kisses
that's fascinating. It's true. Every single man Lizzie kisses in the series DIES. Seriously, all of them, at one point or another, and usually directly after kissing her. that's hilarious. I never put that together before. What message is that sending the kiddies?
I don't know. I know she's kissed a lot of guys, but she's not easy. I wonder if some little girl somewhere is traumatized.
(Family sitting together at dinner)
Mom: How was the new pirates movie, sweetie?
Daughter: Pretty good. I liked it.
Mom: Oh, Dad and I want to tell you, our anniversary is tomorrow so we're going out. You're old enough to stay home by yourself.
Daughter: NO! You'll kiss him!
Mom: Yes. Every time your dad and I kiss it's wonderful.
Daughter: But he'll die!
You see where I'm going with this.
Originally posted by texgodiva2s
Real swans mate for life, sparrows have the mate dedication of a gnat.
Well, not all sparrows are polygamous - the Tree Sparrow, Song Sparrow, some of the old-world/European sparrows mate for several breeding seasons, if not for life 😉 House Sparrows, yeah, totally polygamous if not polygynous 😛
is that just one of T and T's writing habits of dramatic effect? Her first and only kisses with Norrington, Sao, and Jack are all followed (within moments) by their violent deaths. Not to mention her marriage to Will. Did the Sparrabeth kiss of death just work so spectacularly well in earning them 1 billion that they thought they'd reprise it with every male character under 50 in the series?
Originally posted by willofthewisp
I don't know. I know she's kissed a lot of guys, but she's not easy. I wonder if some little girl somewhere is traumatized.(Family sitting together at dinner)
Mom: How was the new pirates movie, sweetie?
Daughter: Pretty good. I liked it.
Mom: Oh, Dad and I want to tell you, our anniversary is tomorrow so we're going out. You're old enough to stay home by yourself.
Daughter: NO! You'll kiss him!
Mom: Yes. Every time your dad and I kiss it's wonderful.
Daughter: But he'll die!
You see where I'm going with this.
or or or
Mom and daughter sit around all day on Main St. in Disneyland waiting for the arrivals of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Finally they movie stars come out.
Mom: Oh honey look, here comes Keira, Elizabeth Swan.
Daughter: (looks at an approaching Keira) She is pretty mommy!
Mom: yes she is...very pretty!
(Keira comes up to them)
Mom: Oh Keira you are so beautiful can I take a picture with you and my daughter?
Keira: Thank you of course. (she picks up the little girl and smiles to the camera, then she couldnt resist and leans to give the very adorable little girl a kiss on the cheek only the little girl begins to cry and scream frantically)
Daughter: She wants to kill me! Mommy dont let her kill me!!!
Keira: (looks horrified and embarrased) Kill you I dont want to kill you.
Daughter: Yes you do! You tried to kiss me!
Keira and Mom look baffled
Daughter: You kissed 4 boys in the movie and they all died!! You are a murderer and you just tried to kiss me!
Keira: (smiled sweetly) Oh sweetie I'm not a murderer with my kisses see...(she pulls a very old man standing next to the mother and daughter and kisses him. The man gasps with excitment then hunches over and clutches his heart then falls dead)
Mom and Daughter gasp
Keira: (whines) First i'm anorexic and now I'm a muderer! (throughs hissy fit) Oh I HATE this business...I QUIT!!!
LoL I tried!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3387900/1/The_Betrayer_and_the_Mutineer
I didn't dare venture into it. it's a barbossabeth(or whatever)... GAH. I was looking for horrible POTC fanfics(don't ask why) and I found it. gaahh...