A typical American?

YES!!! 😂

it never rains but it pours....into my bucket droolio

Originally posted by Schecter
YES!!! 😂

it never rains but it pours....into my bucket droolio

Yeah, your bleeding backside hurts man. You know it. It's like that scene from Mad Max. I felt sorry for you reading that stuff. No wonder you're crying.

you know its another classic whirly meltdown when he brings this sock out of the closet.

Originally posted by Schecter
you know its another classic whirly meltdown when he brings this sock out of the closet.

What are you talking about? Everyone seems to be this Whirly to you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Schecter, you are going off into the deep end. You may need to take a break from the computer or go look up some nice porn. You are acting like crazy people right now...crazy I tell ya, crazy.

Looks like you have the meltdowns. The way those guys made you bite the pillow though. teehee, it's no wonder.

Damn, it's gotta hurt.

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
What are you talking about? Everyone seems to be this Whirly to you.

Looks like you have the meltdowns. The way those guys made you bite the pillow though. teehee, it's no wonder.

Damn, it's gotta hurt.

mmmmm yes. more. MORE TEARS!!! 😂

*skeet*

Originally posted by Schecter
mmmmm yes. more. MORE TEARS!!! 😂

*skeet*

Go and buy some tissues then, you can get yourself some vaseline at the same time.

a river of gypsy tears. i just want to strip naked and dive in.

Originally posted by Schecter
a river of gypsy tears. i just want to strip naked and dive in.

You're a gypsy? Damn you poor thing, must be hard.

So you're into the "Crying Game", huh. I get why you enjoy people percieving this stuff. 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
Schecter, you are going off into the deep end. You may need to take a break from the computer or go look up some nice porn. You are acting like crazy people right now...crazy I tell ya, crazy.

Funny stuff.

Originally posted by cyber tuff guy!
You're a gypsy? Damn you poor thing.

So you're into the "Crying Game", huh. I get why you enjoy people percieving this stuff. 😉

Funny stuff.

you're making me drunk. drunk i tell you. my consumption of your tears is bordering on sheer debauchery droolio

Originally posted by Schecter
you're making me drunk. drunk i tell you. my consumption of your tears is bordering on sheer debauchery droolio

here let me fix that.

Originally posted by Schecter
you're making me drunk. drunk i tell you. my consumption of my tears is bordering on sheer debauchery droolio

Cause you're kinky that way?

Originally posted by dadudemon

Schecter, since this bored poster, Dexter_Morgan, keeps making fun of you, why have you not put him on ignore? You put me on ignore when I was just teasing you and told you that I was teasing you so why would you not put this guy on ignore if he is obviously "bustin' your balls"? Masochism? Or do you actually enjoy his posts? Just curious.

Well seems you want others to ream you like that Dexter guy did, it's gotta be masochism.

Funny stuff.

*wet burp* oooooo excuse me vin

Originally posted by Schecter
*wet burp* oooooo excuse me vin

Yeah, you're done.

not by a long shot. i'm addicted to your tears.

Originally posted by Schecter
not by a long shot. i'm addicted to your tears.

let me fix that

Originally posted by Schecter
I am a masochist

Yeah, you're done.

oh i get it. you're trying to drown me.

Originally posted by Schecter
oh i get it. you're trying to drown me.

What? You have put yourself as the bottom in the piledriver position? Damn you are a masochist...

Originally posted by Dexter_Morgan
Since visiting Canada people keep telling me Americans are stupid. I have tried to defend them.

I opened my email to this link though.......

Miami Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder has admitted not knowing people speak English in London.

The NFL player might want to check a map before he gets on board a plane for Sunday's prestige game against the New York Giants at Wembley Stadium.

Crowder, who comes from Atlanta in Georgia, may be praised on the field, but confessed geography was not his strong point.

He admitted he did not know until now where London was - or that Londoners spoke English.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/skynews/20071026/tuk-nfl-star-they-speak-english-in-londo-45dbed5.html

I know englanders speck englamelish and im a typicol american. stereophinoical probably it would be to generalise americans in being un smart.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I see what you did there...

I love those british shows where someone asks Americans simple questions and they don't know the answer. Questions like, "when was 9/11" or "Who is the Vice President."

However, no one with a mic from Britain ever asks me any questions. Saddens me because I would like to answer their stupid questions and then ask them questions that they should know that they probably don't then laugh at them for being idiots.

That show was from Australia.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
That show was from Australia.

Links? I would like to e-mail them to my family members.

http://www.shoutfile.com/v/gSfSsCpR/Why_People_Believe_Americans_Are_Stupid