Whirly, you fail at life.
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.
Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.
You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:
1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.
After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.
Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?
Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.
But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.
Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!
At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.
YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.
YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!
You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.
HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS
Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).
Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.
Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.
F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.
You suck as a human being.