Whirly, you fail at life.

Started by Zeal Ex Nihilo3 pages

Whirly, you fail at life.

I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

haermm

Well, it seems he's done what he set out to do.

Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

whats a whirly?

Chill nailed it.

It was getting to the point where nobody cared, at all. Like, it probably became so routine for the mods to keep banning him that banning him wasn't even a bother anymore.

Now he's going to do it more than ever.

Congrats.

-AC

Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

So what you are trying to say is I shouldn't eat dingle berries because they aren't really berries? Damn, I wish I would have known sooner. 😘

****. I spelled "proxy" like "moxie." Oh, well.

oh stfu AC you sanctimonious pompous windbag.
whirly will troll regardless.

(i still love you)

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
****. I spelled "proxy" like "moxie." Oh, well.

Seeing as I am an IT nerd and I didn't care, it really isn't a big deal.

Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
I know that this will get closed. It's a stupid thread that adds nothing to the forums, and I realize this. However, it's getting really annoying.

Look, Whirly. You're an idiot who sucks at life. It's pretty basic, really. You go on to KMC, act like a retard, get banned on multiple occasions, brag about it, and then finally get permabanned for being a jack-off.

You should have just left and gone somewhere where they would have appreciated your stupidity. But, no, you didn't. You were--and are--so addicted to KMC (God knows why) that you kept making sock accounts. Instead of being intelligent enough to disguise your presence, you made a number of mistakes:

1. Using the same IP.
2. Acting like Whirlysplat.
3. Both of the above.

After being banned repeatedly and realizing that you fail, you finally managed to figure out how to use a f*cking proxy. WHOA THAT WAS HARD WORK WASN'T IT? However, you're still so much of a goddamn retard-tool that you can't keep your idiot tendencies from infecting your sock accounts like the oozing, pus-filled venereal diseases that you will never have in real life because even hookers won't take you.

Then, to make things worse, you start masturbating and posting about how being banned on KMC doesn't work.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A F*CKING LOSER YOU ARE?

Now, allow this to sink in: this rhetorical question is coming from a Christfag who plays D&D and likes to spend his free time dinking around on his laptop, playing videogames, and/or playing around with images in Photoshop.

But I am less of a loser than you. You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

Do you really achieve some satisfaction from posting threads and bragging about your exploits at getting a screen name through the MODSQUAD (TM, bitches) of KMC? Whoa, you learned how to use a proxie after more than a year of repeated fail! Good job, Whirly--you get two Internets!

At least whobdamandog seems to have given up, and he made at least one sock account that wasn't discovered until he admitted that he was a sock.

YOU FAIL. I can't express how much you fail. You're so addicted to KMC and attention that you make sock accounts to get them banned so you can say "HAHAHA I MAEKED ACCOUNT." What does posting on the GDF do? You could at least try to do something hilarious, like posting kiddie porn or something else that offends everyone. Instead, you act as though you're some kind of badass for making a KMC account.

YOU ARE MADE OF WIN, WHIRLY!!1!1!!

You even boasted about changing hotlinked images to porn to traumatize children. Personally, I doubt that you have the Internet savvy to do so. You probably someone else do it and are claiming credit for it because that's the kind of dumbass that you are.

HURH HURH HURH I LOL@KIDS

Now, I'm sure you'll post something gloating about the reaction you got from me. However, I'm not bothered by your presence. Your stupidity is annoying, yes, but that lies mostly in your production of spam-like brainturd-threads spawned from other threads. In fact, it has nothing to do with your "infiltration" of KMC; that doesn't aggravate me in the least. Truthfully, if you weren't such a goddamn moron, I would care if the mods unbanned you. (But, you are such a goddamn moron, so that's a no-go.) That last sentence isn't using the term "moron" as a synonym for "douche," either. I literally mean "moron"--I consider you to be too stupid to belong on KMC, much like Czarina. Even debbiejo adds more to threads on a daily basis than you ever did in your entire time at KMC (no offense, debbie).

Hmm. You know what? I changed my mind.

Now that I think about it, you are awesome Whirly. You are so awesome. You are so awesome, what with your mad skillz on the Intarwebs. You are so awesome, what with your leet ability to disguise your idiocy. You are so awesome, what with your quick, biting wit. You are so awesome, what with your productive, mature use of your time. You are so awesome, what with your cleverness that leaves KMC mods befuddled and distraught.

F*ck off and die in a fire while guzzling bleach and being HIV positive.

You suck as a human being.

I don't know who is more of a loser..Whirley or you for just typing out all that bullshit.

Re: Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by KidRock
I don't know who is more of a loser..Whirley or you for just typing out all that bullshit.

shut up whirly

I enjoyed that 😂

So, should we invade Iraq or Iran?

Originally posted by Devil King
So, should we invade Iraq or Iran?

Both, IMO. Whirly is operating in Tehran.

If he's in Tehran, why "both"?

Iraqis smell funny.

Also, I'm not looking for anything logical. I just want to watch the whole world burn.

Re: Whirly, you fail at life.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
You, Whirly, are made of fail and AIDS.

rofl

Wow this Whirly is evil........

Originally posted by Futureman
Wow this Whirly is evil........

he's just a witless retard.

not like you.

🙂

*grabs bucket*

Originally posted by Schecter
he's just a witless retard.

not like you.

🙂

*grabs bucket*

I see, it's a race thing.