Superman can defeat them all... Thor, Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion, etc.

Started by SMIFF-N-WESSON35 pages
Originally posted by jedi90
to each their own, but if i had a nickel for everytime i've seen one of these superman covers......

Once again, someone reiterates my point. SUPES BROKE OFF.....AGAIN.

Originally posted by jedi90
lol, superman aint beating the hulk, he barely winning fights against his own villans. and whats with him always getting punked in his movies?

Read the above statement and get ready for it....

Originally posted by jalek moye
two can play that game.

look at my sig

OWNED!!!

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
You call it a troll, I call it the truth. The evidence is there, Supes is weak.
Im not the biggest Hulk fan but even Ray Charles could see the Hulk would BASH Supes in the dirt.

Maybe you should stick to reading Wonder Woman as she's more of a man than Super Man.

Did you by any chance see the scan two above you?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hulk still sucks.

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Your correct sir but, these kids say Hulk gets PWNED by Supes and I know thats false.

The olny way to beat hulk is like the way Spider Man did (with the cosmic powers) OR by readers choice. There is NO OTHER WAY !!!

Juggernaut KO'd him, Thor KO'd him, Thanos KO'd him, Rulk KO'd him.

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Read the above statement and get ready for it....

OWNED!!!

Did you by any chance see the scan two above you?

Juggernaut KO'd him, Thor KO'd him, Thanos KO'd him, Rulk KO'd him.

So did Captain America in Fallen Son.

Originally posted by Juntai
So did Captain America in Fallen Son.

As did an Anaconda.

At least I think it was an Anaconda. It may have been a different breed.

Nope, pretty sure it was a python.

And not even a 30 foot reticulated one.

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Nope, pretty sure it was a python.

And not even a 30 foot reticulated one.

Meh, whatever. Python.

Originally posted by Juntai
So did Captain America in Fallen Son.

Ok, if Supes is such a tough guy, then tell me why he keeps getting his ass whipped. Most comics, ALL MOVIES, and most cartoons show him getting drug in the mud, beaten, slapped, kicked, spanked and just broke off like a step child.

They call him the man of steele, LMAO....more like the girl of glass.

More like you're a trolling idiot. Superman hashis shining moments more than he has his low ones.

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Ok, if Supes is such a tough guy, then tell me why he keeps getting his ass whipped. Most comics, ALL MOVIES, and most cartoons show him getting drug in the mud, beaten, slapped, kicked, spanked and just broke off like a step child.

They call him the man of steele, LMAO....more like the girl of glass.

in the cartoons he does better than most of his teammates... just ask darkseid, amazo, doomsday, the manhunters et al...

5 movies, wow...

in the comics he pwns. constantly.

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Ok, if Supes is such a tough guy, then tell me why he keeps getting his ass whipped. Most comics, ALL MOVIES, and most cartoons show him getting drug in the mud, beaten, slapped, kicked, spanked and just broke off like a step child.

They call him the man of steele, LMAO....more like the girl of glass.

facepalm

In my opinion, Superman would defeat most of the characters name on the Topic name. Characters like Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion, and other lack something that would make them lose.

Lets take Hulk as an example. He is strong, very fast, and durable. However, he can't fly and he can't fight and supersonic speed. In addition, he can breath in space, or hold his breath for a long time. Because of this I don't believe that Hulk would beat him. As for the other characters, they also lack some kind of super human attributes.

The only character I think that can defeat the current Superman is Thor. He has speed, he has power, he has durability, he can fly, and he most of all has Magic. Although, Superman did defeat him in the crossover(years ago) I don't think it was "real".

A more intresting fight would be King Thor(I believe thats his name) after getting the Odin Force against the one and only Golden Superman who has the green lantern ring. I don't know any information on King Thor though, but I did see a scan of him killing like Odin himself

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Ok, if Supes is such a tough guy, then tell me why he keeps getting his ass whipped. Most comics, ALL MOVIES, and most cartoons show him getting drug in the mud, beaten, slapped, kicked, spanked and just broke off like a step child.

They call him the man of steele, LMAO....more like the girl of glass.

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Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Ok, if Supes is such a tough guy, then tell me why he keeps getting his ass whipped. Most comics, ALL MOVIES, and most cartoons show him getting drug in the mud, beaten, slapped, kicked, spanked and just broke off like a step child.

They call him the man of steele, LMAO....more like the girl of glass.

Because if he didn't get beaten there'd be no drama, you idiot. Every character gets beaten or there'd be no dramatic tension. Every EVERY, and I repeat once more E V E R Y hero MUST get beaten in order to increase tension when the inevitable re-match occurs. This is true for comic books, movies, TV shows, novels...

Superman is still up there as the toughest but imho I think Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion should be able to beat him. Hulk, just because he can be a mean SOB. Hyperion and Gladiator because they're DC analogues of silver age Superman and nobody could beat him.

Originally posted by Brak Dayton
Because if he didn't get beaten there'd be no drama, you idiot. Every character gets beaten or there'd be no dramatic tension. Every EVERY, and I repeat once more E V E R Y hero MUST get beaten in order to increase tension when the inevitable re-match occurs. This is true for comic books, movies, TV shows, novels...

Superman is still up there as the toughest but imho I think Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion should be able to beat him. Hulk, just because he can be a mean SOB. Hyperion and Gladiator because they're DC analogues of silver age Superman and [B]nobody could beat him. [/B]

Gladiator and Hyperion are pale imitations of Superman, and his feats and abilities heftily outweigh theirs.

As for the Hulk, the only advantage he has over Superman is strength. Eventually. And it will take quite a while of raging for the Hulk to get into Superman's ballpark of strength. By that time, Superman would have beaten Banner in seventeen hundred different ways.

Originally posted by Soljer
Gladiator and Hyperion are pale imitations of Superman, and his feats and abilities heftily outweigh theirs.

As for the Hulk, the only advantage he has over Superman is strength. Eventually. And it will take quite a while of raging for the Hulk to get into Superman's ballpark of strength. By that time, Superman would have beaten Banner in seventeen hundred different ways.

You're right there. They are pale imitations. Roy Thomas (Squadron Supreme) and Chris Claremont (Imperial Guard) created them to be an imitation/parody of the JLA and Legion of Superheroes respectively. But back then Superman (and Superboy) could do anything. Unless they've changed his power levels up (up and away) again, he should be nowhere near the 'moving the moon' level.

And you're probably right about the Hulk too. I just think it'd be more interesting to have a Superman who could hurt a bit.

I won't even ask about Sentry. That 'character' really is just plain crap.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Hulk still sucks.

you forgot to include the panel prior to where hulk had knocked superman across town, doesn't matter anyway since ya'll keep using pre-crisis superman (who doesn't exist anymore, retconned) for examples.

Originally posted by Soljer
Gladiator and Hyperion are pale imitations of Superman, and his feats and abilities heftily outweigh theirs.

As for the Hulk, the only advantage he has over Superman is strength. Eventually. And it will take quite a while of raging for the Hulk to get into Superman's ballpark of strength. By that time, Superman would have beaten Banner in seventeen hundred different ways.

you do realize that superman was stumped and killed by a raging melee monster called doomsday who is essentially a hulk clone?

Originally posted by xJLxKing
In my opinion, Superman would defeat most of the characters name on the Topic name. Characters like Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion, and other lack something that would make them lose.

Lets take Hulk as an example. He is strong, very fast, and durable. However, he can't fly and he can't fight and supersonic speed. In addition, he can breath in space, or hold his breath for a long time. Because of this I don't believe that Hulk would beat him. As for the other characters, they also lack some kind of super human attributes.

The only character I think that can defeat the current Superman is Thor. He has speed, he has power, he has durability, he can fly, and he most of all has Magic. Although, Superman did defeat him in the crossover(years ago) I don't think it was "real".

funny you say that. Lobo doesn't possess those abilities either......yet here we are.

Originally posted by Brak Dayton
Because if he didn't get beaten there'd be no drama, you idiot. Every character gets beaten or there'd be no dramatic tension. Every EVERY, and I repeat once more E V E R Y hero MUST get beaten in order to increase tension when the inevitable re-match occurs. This is true for comic books, movies, TV shows, novels...

Superman is still up there as the toughest but imho I think Hulk, Gladiator, Hyperion should be able to beat him. Hulk, just because he can be a mean SOB. Hyperion and Gladiator because they're DC analogues of silver age Superman and [B]nobody could beat him. [/B]

Has it ever occured to you that Bat Man doesn't get slapped around like Supes? No super powers and yet he doesn't lose fights like Supes does and guess what..who needs drama anyway....sounds to me your a drama queen since you so boldly mentioned DRAMA. I bet you really enjoyed Spider Man 3 as well. fly your RAINBOW flag elsewhere.

Originally posted by SMIFF-N-WESSON
Has it ever occured to you that Bat Man doesn't get slapped around like Supes? No super powers and yet he doesn't lose fights like Supes does and guess what..who needs drama anyway....sounds to me your a drama queen since you so boldly mentioned DRAMA. I bet you really enjoyed Spider Man 3 as well. fly your RAINBOW flag elsewhere.

Bane called and told me to tell you to respect the asswhooping he gave Batman. Batman has been outsmarted and beaten plenty of times.