HAHA! ROTFL!!! GOD! That was the best ever. I haven't been satisfied of reading a POTC bit since we did the translations. Now those were gold. You make me smile willo...You should write a Humor piece one day and get it published.
You know u wanna keep writing!!
You've actually inspired me to write...
PL: As all else has failed...I'm going to be hypnotising all of you today.
KMC girls get excited and anxious at the same time.
Tigers: Do you think it's real?
Tee: I dunno.
Jaeh: It might be.
Willo: we gotta send our strongest member forward. Someone who can't be persuaded no matter what.
Everyone takes a step back leaving only Tigers standing/
Tigers: Why me?
Kate: Well you were the one who refused to see AWE a second time remember?? She can't possibly change your mind...go on!
Sifz: TAke one for the team girl.
Tigers: Fine!
She goes into the back room with PL. We hear voices like "look at the ball" and "relax and let it go".
Tigers comes out after a while.
Tee: So? Feel any different.
Tigers: I feel like a whole new person. Girls! Don't u realize how foolish we've been. Sparrabeth never existed...Elizabeth loved Will from the second she saw him. *laughs * We've been stupid for TWO YEARS!!!
Jaeh: AAAAA! Lord have mercy on us. They've got her. They've got her.
KMC girls cower in the corner holding up their garlic, rum and JE pictures.
Tigers: But don't you understand? It's just a movie...Doesn't matter. Not really! And even if it did... Will and Elizabeth got married for god's sake. End of story...Johnny Depp is cool and everything but whatever...I've met hotter men.
Kate: EEEEEEEE!! Stop her. Make her stop.
Everyone starts panicking.
Willo: We're next! They'll take us all. I'm gonna run for it.
Jaeh: What's the point! You'll be the last Sparrabther left.
Willo: Willofthewisp!! The last Sparrabether...has a lovely ring to it.
Kate: Now's not the time to be quoting Captain Jack Sparrow...it's time to be acting like him.
Sifz: Run!!
Tigers: *laughs* calm down you guys. I was joking. I feel exactly the same. I knocked PL out and tied her to her chair...
Everyone sighs in relief.
Tigers: Now who wants to play a nice ol' game of "Stalking Johnny"?
Everyone: MEEEEEE!!!