Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Started by Yoshi Paradise1,737 pages

He won't.

He just wants attention.

He's the not so bad but still bad version of Kal-El_08

How much longer do you think he has???

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
How much longer do you think he has???

It depends on how often he's online.

If he's online frequently, then he'll be gone by the end of the year.

Can't we move onto something thats not about someone getting banned?

2 months.

if you take into account the ratio, say about thrice every week, well how long?

I don't know, I guess it depends on how much I play Warcraft 3:Reign of Chaos, since thats the clesest thing that I can get to World of Warcraft. And I'm trying to change.

well there goes my plan.

Don't worry, I think your plan might still work.

I hope so, wait what plan, don't say PM it to me.

I wrote this a couple of years ago...

The Locust and the Hawk

One day, this muscular locust was walking through the forest. He was flexing his thorax towards all of the other insects. He was very self-absorbed and thought he was perfect. He was looking at his reflection in a puddle when this tiny and ugly baby hawk approached him. This bird was at least one-third of the locust’s size. The bird was timid as it began to speak to the locust. “Excuse me, mister. Do you think I’ll ever be like you when I grow up?” he said. “I doubt that!” the locust replied. “By the way you look, I’m surprised you’re not already dead. Someone as ugly and puny as you does not deserve to live. Why should I waste my life helping a disgusting piece of trash as yourself?” With that, he kicked the bird away from him. The tiny bird cried heavily and flew away clumsily. The locust continued in admiring his physique.

A couple of years had passed when the locust grew old. He no longer had the prized muscles that he adored for the past few years. He was now old, fat, and slow. The locust was walking through the forest when a bird, five times his size, landed in front of him. As the locust looked up, he could see that the bird was strong and had eyes that were filled with rage. Then it came to him: it was the same bird that he kicked a couple of years ago. “How you like me now, sharp beak when I smile,” the hawk said. With that, he gobbled up the locust and spat out the exoskeleton. The hawk flew away with a big grin.

Moral: What goes around, comes around.

So, what do you think?

Good stuff, good stuff.

Originally posted by steverules
Can't we move onto something thats not about someone getting banned?

🙂 I just finished my daily routine at the gym.

Let us talk about YOUR story shall we.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I wrote this a couple of years ago...

The Locust and the Hawk

One day, this muscular locust was walking through the forest. He was flexing his thorax towards all of the other insects. He was very self-absorbed and thought he was perfect. He was looking at his reflection in a puddle when this tiny and ugly baby hawk approached him. This bird was at least one-third of the locust’s size. The bird was timid as it began to speak to the locust. “Excuse me, mister. Do you think I’ll ever be like you when I grow up?” he said. “I doubt that!” the locust replied. “By the way you look, I’m surprised you’re not already dead. Someone as ugly and puny as you does not deserve to live. Why should I waste my life helping a disgusting piece of trash as yourself?” With that, he kicked the bird away from him. The tiny bird cried heavily and flew away clumsily. The locust continued in admiring his physique.

A couple of years had passed when the locust grew old. He no longer had the prized muscles that he adored for the past few years. He was now old, fat, and slow. The locust was walking through the forest when a bird, five times his size, landed in front of him. As the locust looked up, he could see that the bird was strong and had eyes that were filled with rage. Then it came to him: it was the same bird that he kicked a couple of years ago. “How you like me now, sharp beak when I smile,” the hawk said. With that, he gobbled up the locust and spat out the exoskeleton. The hawk flew away with a big grin.

Moral: What goes around, comes around.

So, what do you think?

Good stuff, good stuff.

You quoted this because...?

I liked it......Allot. 😄

...Thanks.

Now, go ahead and comment on it in the General Fiction forum.

No, since you have not commented on mine.

Well, I wasn't the one that brought a story from another forum in this thread just to say that I liked it.

Besides, I never read your story yet.

Fair enough.

I know.

Good, good.