Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

I guess Markus didnt send one to Yoshi because of the little lovers spat they had.

Yoshi would let Markus borrow his assless chaps for the Elton John club Christmas Party

Originally posted by steverules
Yoshi wouldn't let Markus borrow his assless chaps for the Elton John club Christmas Party

Can you blame him? Last years X-Mas party Markus wore this pretty little green dress and he just ruined it. I heard when Markus started drinking the eggnog that he drank 5 cups, got on a chair and screamed "Bukkake party in the men's room!" When he went home the green dress was white.

And it wasn't due to bleach or snow

I hope that Markus finds something better to do with himself than to come here and annoy everyone because his own life is so pathetic.

Anyways, what is going on today?

Hi MA, how are you?

Good Neo. I am doing a bit of electrical work today.

How are you doing?

Finally completed DOOM 3, was fairly easy the last bit...all I had to do was chainsaw some of the creatures then use the soul cube on the huge creature boss

Originally posted by steverules
Finally completed DOOM 3, was fairly easy the last bit...all I had to do was chainsaw some of the creatures then use the soul cube on the huge creature boss

I feel safer just knowing that.

Evening All.

Originally posted by Magic_attack
I feel safer just knowing that.

Well you should, I have prevented demons from hell coming to earth...it would be an Army of Markus'

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
Evening All.

Evening shin...YOU F-ING A-HOLE GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 😠

Only joking 😛

Originally posted by steverules
Well you should, I have prevented demons from hell coming to earth...it would be an Army of Markus'

An army of sexually confused 14 year old boys that just happen to be posing naked while eating a bowl full of jell-o?

Yeah...but they also come with a tub of Vaseline...don't ask why 😐

Originally posted by steverules
Yeah...but they also come with a tub of Vaseline...don't ask why 😐

Each one has a tub, or they have a community tub?

Which ever is worse

Originally posted by steverules
Which ever is worse

Good thing you saved us all then.

Sure is, we are safe from Markus...but for how long ha-son

Probably till he puts some clothes on and gets a new internet connection.

Originally posted by Magic_attack
Probably till he puts some clothes on and gets a new internet connection.

You mean when he puts his thong on and puts his tassles on his nipples?

You guys are nasty, but funny.

Anyway, something exciting needs to happen on KMC...