Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Why do you want me to say it has wood before the cottage?

It is German slang, so it doesn't quite mean the literal translation. 🙂

I assume you are using either an online translator or your mother is looking over your shoulder. So I wont give you the meaning, suffice to say it is something that you would say in real life to any of us here on KMC.

Online translator, you can tell me what it is...I'm quite interested to know 🙂

She has a great set of gazongas.

Useful in many situations. 🙂

Yeah that would go down well I'm sure sly Unless German women actually find that as a compliment where as most women would just slap you for it 😬

Well you can find out. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. 🙂

Have you ever tried that chat up line? In English or German

I have said that to a girls friend, yes.

I ended up turning that girl down though.

She actually liked you saying that?

Why'd you turn her down? Was she ugly 😐

Originally posted by steverules_2
She actually liked you saying that?

Why'd you turn her down? Was she ugly 😐

She was proud of her boobies. And sometimes it is too easy to get with some girls. I enjoy a bit of a chase.

Hmm so...was it lucky that she liked her boobies or do you think women like being told they have nice breasts...I thought it would get you a slap in the face

I think it goes along with how easy they are. If you are going after an easy girl, probably anything you say will get you in her panties.

How do you know if they are easy?

If you can bed a girl down on the first date, she is easy. It should take a bit of time to get her panties off.

Remember, if it is easy for you then it is easy for someone else as well.

If she's easy I'd probs do her once and then send her packing 😂

Watch this video, it's pretty funny:

YouTube video

😂

The game may be shit but the movie is a total classic 😄

Originally posted by Magic_attack
She has a great set of gazongas.

Useful in many situations. 🙂

Bewbz rule, real or fake

Yes. I saw it 3 times in theaters when it was released.

I did alot of things today, but I'm just glad I'm done with them.

Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, won't bother me either.

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I really wish people wouldn't make such a big deal about voice-overs in both video games and anime.