Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

No, but I might turn to it now.

"Throwdown with Bobby Flay" is on right now. I'm sure that the purpose of the show is for Bobby to boost his ego by beating other people at their own recipes, but it's still a pretty good show.

Probably, I wish I could cook.

Cooking is a fun thing to do. Basically, it's a science experiment with edible reactants and products.

All you have to do is have the right conditions, then you'll be okay.

I tried making rice & noodles once...Not that great...

You tried making rice and noodles together?

Yes, it was okay but after a while it was just...ew...

Why would you cook those two things together? I know they have similar cooking methods, but I bet the texture of the finishing product was weird.

Those are the only things I can cook. So I just thought why not try them out together.

Nah, certain things shouldn't be cooked together regardless of how similar their cooking methods are. Then again, you may have did a bad job seasoning it.

Well I only did that once and I'm not eager to do it again even if that might be the problem.

Well, you should try cooking something else.

A fruit cocktail is a simple and healthy dish to make, so you should try that out.

Sadly, no fruit. I'll need to look around tomorrow to see what I could do.

...There aren't any fruits in your house?

No, if there are I don't eat them. I only have about 4 different things I like at home that I can eat.

Dang, that sucks.

You should have some variety in your diet.

Well, my mom and brother are bigger then me so all of the stuff they get is for weight lose stuff and the stuff in them I don't like. It would be nice to get more variety but I don't have the money to pay for them.

Well, you should tell your mother and brother to start exercising instead of relying on weight-loss products to lose weight. If they're serious about losing weight, then they need to be more active.

They do but they have the food also. I don't need it so I don't get many other foodbased options.

Man, that isn't fair at all. You might need to eat some more so you won't be malnourished.