Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Heres one.

I saw a garbage truck driving by yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

That's more of an insult than a joke.

I told you I was nervous, besides that was not mine.

Yeah, I figured that.

This one is, you can tell because it is pretty pathetic.

Why doesn’t the sea spill over the earth?
Because it’s tied!

...What?

I knew it was bad, I knew it...

Try again.

Ahh ha these are so damn awful/bad its unbeliveable, then again I never have been able to do jokes, nevermind I shall try again with another bad one.

The secretary said to her boss.
"You have an appointment at 12"
The boss said who is it with
She said,"its the invisinble man"
The boss said,"Tell him I cant see him"

😐

So bad, last time I use that website.

Which website did you, hopefully, copy and paste those jokes from?

Two websites let me go find them, I can't do humor not in joke form, stories and observations I am alright at, but not jokes.

Did you really copy and paste those jokes from a website, or did you make them up?

Website, I am bad but not that bad.

I doubt a website would have noticeable spelling errors.

Trust me.

http://www.cleanfunjokes.com/

Where's the joke that you used?

The sea, invisable man, garbage or that may have been another site.

The invisible man joke.