Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

...not you is it?

How did you guess?

Wel Kal-El_08 was never around when I made jokes

Yeah I was referring to me.

Good

Some random facts for you.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There are some strange websites about.

Another thing to add to your list: Don't make any jokes

There not mine, but ok never make any jokes again.

yay 😄

😂

We are free 😄

For now 😖hifty:

...*jumps out the window*

Come back....

You see Kal_El_08 theres another one you drove away, crying won't help, you know what happens now.

That another joke....where did I put the rat poison

Well it's in the cupboard next to your right, near the tomato sauce, the corn flakes and the tinned carrots.

Ok good...anymore jokes from you and I'll need it 😛

😂

I'll save some for yoshi as well

Ahh yes please do.