Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

😕 Did I miss somethin?

Originally posted by steverules
NDH/Kal-El_08 birthday segment

*In a dark room, on a table is a birthday cake with the words happy 5th birthday and 5 candles on the cake, Kal-El_08 is tied to a chair with a pink pointy birthday hat on...he is also gagged*

NDH: What do you think of my lovely new pink birthday dress Kal-El_08...you like it? Good, I picked out especially for you darling...I am hoping you will give me a birthday kiss later
Kal-El_08: NMMMPPPHHH MTTHHERRFCKKEMPPHHH
NDH: You want one now...well no harm in giving my lover a kiss. All those times I spent in your closet sniffing your shirts and cutting myself....longing for a kiss from you...and now that day has come
*NDH kisses Kal-El_08 who screams under his gag and his eyes fill with horror*
NDH: Now...time for the bear tranquilizer, that should stop you from being so restless whilst hidden in my closet...if they found you, they would take you away from me...and we don't want that do we my love?
Kal-El_08: YEMMMPPHHH YEMHPPPPP!! *Kal-El_08 nods his head up and down*
NDH: No we don't do we...I knew you'd agree with me...no one shall take you away from me my love....no one!!!

^_^ Hi and thanks. 🤨 😂 😕 😂

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
Correct Yoshi

So, are you on a sports team?

No, but I do practice a little Kendo.

Originally posted by steverules
NDH/Kal-El_08 birthday segment

*In a dark room, on a table is a birthday cake with the words happy 5th birthday and 5 candles on the cake, Kal-El_08 is tied to a chair with a pink pointy birthday hat on...he is also gagged*

NDH: What do you think of my lovely new pink birthday dress Kal-El_08...you like it? Good, I picked out especially for you darling...I am hoping you will give me a birthday kiss later
Kal-El_08: NMMMPPPHHH MTTHHERRFCKKEMPPHHH
NDH: You want one now...well no harm in giving my lover a kiss. All those times I spent in your closet sniffing your shirts and cutting myself....longing for a kiss from you...and now that day has come
*NDH kisses Kal-El_08 who screams under his gag and his eyes fill with horror*
NDH: Now...time for the bear tranquilizer, that should stop you from being so restless whilst hidden in my closet...if they found you, they would take you away from me...and we don't want that do we my love?
Kal-El_08: YEMMMPPHHH YEMHPPPPP!! *Kal-El_08 nods his head up and down*
NDH: No we don't do we...I knew you'd agree with me...no one shall take you away from me my love....no one!!!

Lol steve. 😂

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Lol steve. 😂

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
So, are you on a sports team?

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
No, but I do practice a little Kendo.

That's good.

😎 I'm on the soccer team.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
If I could get him on a sports team Satan would go to heaven..

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
That's good.

😎 I'm on the soccer team.

petpet It's okay.

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
That's good.

😎 I'm on the soccer team.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Me too!

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
petpet It's okay.

Bow to BoBo, Brandon. Bow!

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Me too!

🙂 Cool.

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
😊 Thanks Yoshi

👆 You're welcome.

It seems someone's always rubbing you on the head... Usually it's me. 🙂

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Bow to BoBo, Brandon. Bow!

"Existence is futile, give your soul to me!"

😂

dots So whats everyone up to?

I'm just listening to music.