Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

My day is going just fine until I have to get back to work.

My day sucks

It'll get better Steve.

After seeing the girl I like on the 6th floor with her boyfriend (who had alotta spots) just kinda ruined my day

petpet It's okay.

It's just like...why can't I ever get the girl I want

Maybe because the perfect girl for you hasn't arrived yet.

You don't have to have a girlfriend so soon, so just wait a while.

No I know the perfect girl for me I'm just to much of a damn chicken to go up to her and say hi

Well, do it.

I try...look I'm not confident like you...I am sure you can go up to a chick and be all like 'Hey...look at my arms and butt veins...you want this...lets go back to my dorm....I have an inflatable couch with a beer holder...you want me woman...rowr!' *does a little scratch motion with your hand*

😆 I wouldn't do all of that.

All I'm saying is what maybe easy for you and other people isn't always easy for the rest, I get very nervous around girls I am attracted to and it takes me a while to speak to them

I'm sure you'll get over it.

All you need is a boost in confidence.

But where's that gonna come from?

hug Your friends.

Go on...fill me with confidence

👆 You can do it, Steve.

It's a fact that you're a cool guy, but you need to back up that coolness with confidence.

Once you do that, you'll be able to accomplish almost anything.

Will I even become king of the world?

It all depends on you. 😉

king of KMC 😈