Ugh. The only oatmeal I like is Cinnamon and even so, I haven't had it in a long time and the texture isn't the most desirable. I remember the first time my mom tried to make me eat that. I was still a toddler sitting up in my high chair and I projectile vomited that mess across the floor. Ugh. Nasty.
Cinnamon is okay enough though.
Creme of Wheat beats it though in every event.
Spoiler:
Spider Man eats Creme of Wheat
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....