Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Started by Yoshi Paradise1,737 pages

Okay.

I look forward to hearing Shadow`s rant.

It'll be interesting.

I'll start with the various hateful things said about AvP:R

1) Its too dark
-First its at night. Second, there is little to no electricity. Third, its raining. Fourth, notices the "Aliens" in the title. Wouldn't it be easy to see a 8 ft tall jet black alien if it were bright? I don't know about you but thats going to make the movie pretty dark.

2) Weak human storyline
-Who cares! Were here to see carnage not some 17 getting upset his girl got pinned to a wall with a large Predator boomerang! (My favorite part FYI)

3) Bad pacing
-Again who cares! The more carnage the better!

4) Killing a child
-Wouldn't be the first time a child was killed. (Watch the second Resident Evil movie, last time I checked you need to be dead to be a zombie. Or Silent Hill, last time I checked a chestburster is more merciful then getting burned alive by some cult) Besides they didn't even show the kids face when it happened.

5) Killing a pregnant woman
-Okay maybe this was a little much but still, its a movie. At least she wasn't mauled. Besides, they needed a way to show of the PredAliens mass chestburster ability

6) To many things resurrected from the older movies
- 🤨 How is this bad? This just shows that they cared about the fans.

7) No signature Predator roar (This is just me)
- This actually pissed me off. How could you not have the cool roar!?

8) Bad camera angles in the fight scenes
- You wouldn't be able to tell them apart even if you could see the Predator & PredAlien clearly. Unlike those dumb move raters, I could tell them apart clearly.

I'll do more on the other movies later.

Thats well good Shadow I ain`t seen the movie I look forward to doing so and people love to complain me thinks.

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
Thats well good Shadow I ain`t seen the movie I look forward to doing so and people love to complain me thinks.
I agree. But I'll always be there to defend the movie if its worthy. You'll like it Shin, trust me.

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
Thats well good Shadow I ain`t seen the movie I look forward to doing so and people love to complain me thinks.

✅ people do.

Haha you should do one on Spider-Man 3.

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
Haha you should do one on Spider-Man 3.
Who? Me?

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
Haha you should do one on Spider-Man 3.

I would do a rant on that, but the film itself is not bad it's just how Venom got unfairly treated that makes the film bad.

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
Who? Me?

Yes you should do one on Spidey 3.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I would do a rant on that, but the film itself is not bad it's just how Venom got unfairly treated that makes the film bad.

The way people went on bout it was like it was the new B&R which it was clearly not imo it was just the weakest out of the three but does this make it horrible beyond belief no way in hell. 😉

There was just to much going on, instead of the previous two which kept things nice and simple.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
There was just to much going on, instead of the previous two which kept things nice and simple.

I would agree with that but luckly most of the chracters were mostly portrayed well. 😉

1) Venoms grammer
-Whoever wrote this script was mentally impaired or just a fool. How could you not know Venom says "we" and "us" not "me" or "I". Hes a symbiote! He's going to talk to himself!

2) Overly emotional
-No comment...I blame Sandman

3) Harry dying
-It happened in the comic books, stop acting so surprised!

4) Venom dying
-If he's getting a spin-off movie then he obviously isn't dead.

5) Sandman surviving
-He's a good guy, why would he be killed off?

6) Goth Peter
-In my opinion this was just dumb, there was no need for the whole goth thing. Just make him meaner like in the cartoon, that stupid strutting scene was unnecessary!

7) Symbiote Suit Spider-man
-It think they just got lazy, all they had to do was remove the webs and give him the Venom symbol. But then again, they might've wanted to update the look like everyone elses look.

8) Venoms look
-The symbol was hardly noticeable. And isn't Venom supposed to be Blue not Black?

9) Venomless Venom
- WHAT THE HELL! How can you do Venom without his Venom!? Thats like doing Terminator without a single nude scene! Somethings just shouldn't be left out.

10) Tongueless Venom
- Same as with the Venom. No creepy tongue is like having Sleepy Hollow without its Headless Horseman, or the Phantom without his Opera.

11) Every line that came from Aunt May
-Let me make this point blunt. SHE IS OLD!!! Old people (No offense) like to recall the past. It not her fault out in-tension spans are shorter than that off a mouse.

Anything else to rant about?

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
1) Venoms grammer
-Whoever wrote this script was mentally impaired or just a fool. How could you not know Venom says "we" and "us" not "me" or "I". Hes a symbiote! He's going to talk to himself!

2) Overly emotional
-No comment...I blame Sandman

3) Harry dying
-It happened in the comic books, stop acting so surprised!

4) Venom dying
-If he's getting a spin-off movie then he obviously isn't dead.

5) Sandman surviving
-He's a good guy, why would he be killed off?

6) Goth Peter
-In my opinion this was just dumb, there was no need for the whole goth thing. Just make him meaner like in the cartoon, that stupid strutting scene was unnecessary!

7) Symbiote Suit Spider-man
-It think they just got lazy, all they had to do was remove the webs and give him the Venom symbol. But then again, they might've wanted to update the look like everyone elses look.

8) Venoms look
-The symbol was hardly noticeable. And isn't Venom supposed to be Blue not Black?

9) Venomless Venom
- WHAT THE HELL! How can you do Venom without his Venom!? Thats like doing Terminator without a single nude scene! Somethings just shouldn't be left out.

10) Tongueless Venom
- Same as with the Venom. No creepy tongue is like having Sleepy Hollow without its Headless Horseman, or the Phantom without his Opera.

11) Every line that came from Aunt May
-Let me make this point blunt. SHE IS OLD!!! Old people (No offense) like to recall the past. It not her fault out in-tension spans are shorter than that off a mouse.

Anything else to rant about?

And perhaps the ultimate Disrespect. They never call Venom, Venom in the film...not even once.

Why reveal his face, show us the mask.
Longer screen time.
Make him witty instead of screaming all the time.
White patches on his hands and why did his webbing look like barbed wire.
Spider-Symbol please.
Brocks just a loser in this film.....there is no need for that.
More abilitys out of all his abilitys how many did he use...2.
Longer screen time and no team ups, Venom works ALONE!
Give him a cool voice.
Longer screen time nuff said. (I said it thrice.)
A bit more of a muscular Venom would have been nice.
A grand final battle Venom style.
Like Comic Venom/Eddie make him smarter in the Spin-off.

Another thing like you said NDH, give him a cooler voice. Hell, give him the voice form Marvel Nemesis' Altered Venom (He sounded even better then the Cartoon Venom)

Originally posted by Shadow Spider
Another thing like you said NDH, give him a cooler voice. Hell, give him the voice form Marvel Nemesis' Altered Venom (He sounded even better then the Cartoon Venom)

Sure did SS, the Xbox 360 game version gives him an altered voice; it sounds cool.

Whenever I played with Venom I only used his Altered suit. His normal voice for the game sucked horribly! His grammer too.

Marvel Nemesis is a very frustrating game.