Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Started by Mr Shindiggery1,737 pages
Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
the review is in Portuguese.

I got the translation right here.

"My secret agent between the Armani suits saw a super private session for The Dark Knight and came out drooling. It will be a great success, he guarantees, the gadgets ( especially the bat-bike, responsible for a acclaimed action sequence ) are crazy and Heath Leger might receive a deserved indication for his Joker, "a mixture of a fool/clown, schizophrenic, sadic and crazy. The guy delivered, got himself into the role and it's unrecognizable. There will be no other Joker after him." In one scene he repeats to Christian Bale's Batman a line from "Brokeback Mountain"(the guy probably confused himself here) "you complete me" - but "in a context of stalker, crazy, scary." Another scene with Ledger/Joker playing dead inside a body bag caused adverse reactions in the audience, for obvious reasons - it will possibly be cut. (I hope not...)

My "Bond" tells more about the somber epic of Chris Nolan:
"It's incredible to create something new and exciting, not only for it's history but in technical terms, nowadays. Many great scenes, impeccable effects. Music and sounds pretty loud, but helping the story. They have a Heart Beat they use in a sensational way (Remember the 2 note theme from the interview with Zimmer!), anticipating the next scene- a psychological trigger ala Jaws. (tan tan tan )

The cast is awesome, Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman stealing scenes in which all are present. Maggie Gyllenhaal fantastic replacing Katie Holmes and Aaron Eckhart as a great surprise as the politician with a heart of gold whose personality changes after a horrible accident. Another good astonishment is Eric Roberts as the mobster he knows so well how to do. Christian Bale solid as ever, cool since Bruce Wayne is a rich playboy and Batman is the opposite. The film plays a lot with this duality, all the characters are complex, has ambiguities, very interesting and delicate here.

The humor/comedy is totally dark, the movie is very dark and, in this version, a little too long. But will blow us away."

A little to long, I like this review if it is legit which I suspect it is, it will really be a blockbuster film.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
A little to long, I like this review if it is legit which I suspect it is, it will really be a blockbuster film.

"You complete me"- that is something I totally picture Joker saying I hope this line is in the movie. 😱

I can tell people will make jokes about that, but there relationship is a rather strange one, neither can truly die while the other lives, and both are matter and anti-matter facing off against one another.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I can tell people will make jokes about that, but there relationship is a rather strange one, neither can truly die while the other lives, and both are matter and anti-matter facing off against one another.

Very true and I don`t think people will make jokes about it cause most of the true Batman fans knows the significance of the line as it highlights the relationship between Batman and The Joker.

I talk about the non believers my dear friend.

But you are correct dear sir.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
I talk about the non believers my dear friend.

But you are correct dear sir.

Either way its going to be an amazing movie and dare I say one of the best Comic Book movies to come out this year as well as film of the year. 😎

it seems that way.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
it seems that way.

Indeed July 25th can`t come any sooner. 🙁

It will be hear soon my friend, very soon.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
It will be hear soon my friend, very soon.

Yes indeed what movie you most looking forward to seeing this year Neo?

TDK, yourself?

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
TDK, yourself?

TDK what else. 😛

Very true that and Wall-E

I'm taking my nephew to see Wall-E, Iron Man and The Dark Knight.

Wall-e is going to be awesome

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
Wall-e is going to be awesome

LOL, The Dark Knight is gonna give the biggest geek gasm this side of England there be reports of fainting batman fans and it will spread countrywide. 😛

Originally posted by Mr Shindiggery
LOL, The Dark Knight is gonna give the biggest geek gasm this side of England there be reports of fainting batman fans and it will spread countrywide. 😛

Agreed

All because of a batman film, thats going a little to far.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
All of a batman film, thats going a little to far.

Okay lets settle for half and the other half will be little kiddies scared by Heath Ledger`s Joker. 😛