Finally, The Official Off-Topic Thread

Started by steverules1,737 pages
Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
I wish I had a boyfriend who worked on cars so I could see him all sweaty and oily...would be so sexytongue

Thats...nice 😛

😱 😆 Stop editing my posts, dude.

haermm I did no such thing 😖hifty:

*Looks on the previous page*

131 Yes, you did.

No, that was the uhm...edited version that you did before you changed it and some how used your evil dark black magic powers to make it not say that you edited your post 😖hifty: 😛

😇 I wouldn't have dark magic powers.

Originally posted by steverules
I was looking through my sisters underwear drawer today. I like to hold them to my nose and inhale deeply for a few minutes, but thats not really important right now.

I found a pair of crotchless panties. They were new so I was trying them on. I was turning and looking in the mirror taking pictures of myself , that was until my mother came in. 🙁

Not sure how much trouble I am in, but I will keep you guys informed.If anyone wants to see the pics just PM me.

Well, I hope you don't get in much trouble. But next time I think you should keep that stuff to yourself. And for everyone's mental health- DONT POST THOSE PICS ON HERE!!!

😱 😆 Magic, that's horrible!

When Steve was depressed, in the past, I would go onto people's Talk Boxes and post things like that. I would post as someone that was a regular and make some up some outlandish funny line. It would cheer old Stevie boy up. 🙂

😂 That explains a lot.

Originally posted by Magic_attack
Today I decided to buy a new dress for myself...and some womens underwear to. It's just feels so nice, and the bra's just make me feel so comfortable...it's times like these when I can feel like a real woman, I wish I was a woman but I don't have enough for the operation. Speaking of crotchless panties I wish I had a pair, I'm gonna go out and buy some now then send people pictures.

Then later I've got a man coming over, he's called big Dave, he's bringing over the pink fluffy hand cuffs...they don't call him big Dave for his height. He's just so manly, I feel so safe in his big warm bear like arms.

I don't want any of your crotchless panty pics, how many times do we have to have this discussion

I'm sure you and....big Dave 😬 are very happy together

Originally posted by steverules
You guys remember me getting caught in my sister's new crotchless panties? My father tried talking to me about things. Here is what he told me-

My father told me that he heard about my little escapade in my sister's room. He told me not to worry about it, that he wears my mum's clothes all the time. He said the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I didn't really understand what he meant.

Then he asked me where I saw myself in 10 years, and he told me to be honest with my answer. So I thought for a minute, I asked him if he really wanted me to answer honestly. He said yes.

I told him that I wanted to be able to finally let everyone know what I am. I said that I wanted to be able to walk down the street holding my Boyfriends hand and not feel ashamed. I also said I didn't want to pretend to have a girlfriend to all my internet friends. At this point I was trying to hold back my emotions.

Then I looked at my father and he had a tear in his eyes. He wiped it away and told me that he had something to show me. He went to his room, and brought out a photograph.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7207/pinkasslesschapsmz9.jpg

That's him in the pink, and he said that I can wear the outfit anytime. I didn't get in trouble guys. 💃

Well I am glad to hear it steve. I just ask you to stop posting those pics.

Ooook???

Originally posted by Magic_attack
I first found out I liked men when I saw...Raoul, the garden boy. He was raking leaves in and took of his top...his big strong arms were just so...enchanting to me, I longed to be in his arms and to be held by him.
My heart cried out for him, one night I went to him room in nothing but a robe...then I took off and asked him to take me and to be gentle.

The next day I woke up with my ass hurting, but I felt so alive after my night with Raoul. I told him about how I liked to wear womens clothes and smell my dads underwear...I then pulled some of my dad underwear out of my pocket and asked if he wanted to have a sniff....after that I never saw Raoul again.

This is a picture of me in my favorite hot pants

Thats just so wrong 😘

Originally posted by steverules
Is it wrong for me to get an erection while showering with my father? 🙁

I have no idea if its right or wrong, but at 18 you should be old enough to shower on your own. Unless there is some other reason that you are still showering with him.

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SO MUCH FOR A NO SPAM THREAD.

Originally posted by Magic_attack
Is it right that I watch Japanese Men vomit in each others mouths and touch myself?

I think thats pretty wrong in alot of ways

rofl You two are too much.

Originally posted by Neo Darkhalen
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SO MUCH FOR A NO SPAM THREAD.

They aren't spamming since they're just editing each others quotes. ermm

Originally posted by Yoshi Paradise
rofl You two are too much.

They aren't spamming since they're just editing each others quotes. ermm

Well we know what we can make fun of and what we cant. I don't make fun of Steve's mum, and he won't say anything about my mom. 🙂

We try and stick to generic topics that are funny for other people to read. I thought the picture that Steve posted was really funny. 😂

Well, you guys are doing a good job at entertaining me. 😄

That picture was both sick and funny. 😂