Are you kidding me? That's just stupid!

Started by Bransolute4 pages

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The very existence of a group named "The Authoriteens" almost gave me a heart attack.
I watched that show for the first time like a week ago...

Originally posted by Bransolute
I watched that show for the first time like a week ago...

They have a show? The only place I've seen them was fighting Gen13.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
They have a show? The only place I've seen them was fighting Gen13.
Wait... I'm thinking of "Minoriteens"... sorry. 🙁

Originally posted by Bransolute
Wait... I'm thinking of "Minoriteens"... sorry. 🙁
Minoriteam.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Minoriteam.
Ya, that's it. Either way... it's a horrible show. 😐

Originally posted by Bransolute
Ya, that's it. Either way... it's a horrible show. 😐
Yeah, yeah it is.

Racist Frankenstein was the only joke worth repeating.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Racist Frankenstein was the only joke worth repeating.
Wait ...what ?

SAUCE PLZ !!!!

Never really experienced this in any of the comics I read, except for when I was reading the Batman: Red Hood TPB, Jason Todd is alive because Superboy Prime punched reality....I gave up DC then.

Originally posted by grey fox
Wait ...what ?

SAUCE PLZ !!!!

😐

The source is the show Minoriteam.

Originally posted by Dinalfos

Captain America dancing circles around Spidey (Hella retarded)

Dont get me started....what part of Spiderman isnt much faster than Cap, he analysed his fighting technique to a T, and is much more advanced fighter than Spiderman ....dont you understand?

Originally posted by Ptr_Grifin
For me it is mainly things that Superman does in general but mostly in the older comics. Same with the Hulk, and most of his earlier appearances. More recent things as well, such as pulling tectonic plates together. That is impossible even with unlimited strength.

How is it impossible even with unlimited strength? The very nature of unlimited meaning that there is no limit, means that when it comes to any physical feat it's possible, whether it's holding tectonic plates together or holding up a mountain.

I know you mentioned Superman's older comics, but him holding up quadrillions of tons with one arm is just as blatantly ridiculous, if not more so, than Hulk holding together tectonic plates (as he did in All Star). The Hulk feat would have actually placed his strength in that moment in the quintillions of tons, putting his strength and durability right up there with All-Star superman (durability due to being able to hold all of that opposing force together without being ripped in half).

WWH arc basically puts Hulks' strength and durability on levels par with All Star Superman (but not speed, so Superman would still win in a brawl).

David recently beating up Hellion was bullshit. Hellion can restrain Wolverine but not someone who's weaker, slower and has only some of his skill?

Originally posted by Kutulu
WWH arc basically puts Hulks' strength and durability on levels par with All Star Superman (but not speed, so Superman would still win in a brawl).

😖hifty:

the hulk thing is always kinda tricky cuz when the hulk was holding up mountains, shattering earth sized asteroids with one punch, swimming thru the ocean fast enuff to cuase tidal waves and breaking pure adamantium statues in the mid 70s to mid 80s superman was still juggling planets, and time traveling under his own power in that same time period, but ppl are quick to dismiss his as just pre crisis feats and should never be brought up in debates, but the hulk feats can stay when in actuality tho marvel never had a reboot of its own, they were churning out stories at that time that were very similar to DC in ridiculousness, and incredibility..especially if you read some of the older thor stuff, and see how bad ass he was then you'll wonder how he managed to suffer any defeats in this day and age.....

but anyway my WTF?!?!! moment would have to be when Cap gut punched the HULK 😱 at least 3 times i can recall in recent comic history and put him down, and also slamming him with the shield in the back of the head and putting him down...not to mentioned the nut kicking incident in the ultimates which also put him down...not to mention how he defeat ultimate hank pym by just doing gymnastics and having stuff fall on him 😘

Manjaro, it doesn't really count as a strength feet when he's shot through it.

But I see your point

Originally posted by Kutulu
How is it impossible even with [b]unlimited strength? [/B]

Because I think physics are involved.

Originally posted by grey fox
Because I think physics are involved.

If you involve physics, then most comic book stories become impossible.

Originally posted by Soljer
When you're reading a comic and you come across a particularly impressive feat - regardless of whether it's accomplished by your favorite character, least favorite, or by someone you're totally indifferent concerning - at what point do you take a step back, stop suspending disbelief and just utter to yourself "Now, that's just dumb"?

Regardless of whether it's moving planets with giant chains, or some of the weird pseudo-science explanations for the way technologies work, whatever it is.

Where does disbelief resume?

The Bat-Kick.

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Originally posted by Kutulu
How is it impossible even with [b]unlimited strength? [/B]

Because the rocks he was gripping onto would have crumbled in his grasp before holding the structural integrity of the rest of the planet.

Most of the stuff in WWH.

Hulk beating Black Bolt, Zom/Strange, etc.