For the KMCers who know me

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But I don't even like hot dogs. Can you buy me a cat?

I've never cooked a cat though.

It's easy. To prepare it, you need a car. Run into it to flatten it out. Then you gather all of the goods that splashed into the street and throw them into the garbage. Then you take the cat and put on your favorite seasonings and bake it at 375 degrees for 45 mins or until crispy. Don't worry about the fur. It has a lot of protein.

Originally posted by Ordained
But I don't even like hot dogs.

In your mouth... 😈

Well... That, too. I mean, who does? Well... Besides all the horny, I mean hungry down southers out there.