NASA could miss killer asteriod heading for earth

Started by Cheesebits3 pages

NASA could miss killer asteriod heading for earth

Look up: ::NASA pressed to avert catastrophic Deep Impact ::

Scared of nukes? Forget about it. Think asteriod 1950 DC

Re: NASA could miss killer asteriod heading for earth

Originally posted by Cheesebits
Look up: ::NASA pressed to avert catastrophic Deep Impact ::

Scared of nukes? Forget about it. Think asteriod 1950 DC

How lazy have you become now, ya fat bastard, that you can't provide the link?

Doesn't matter. We're only able to survey about 10 percent of our part of the universe effectively in a time-span of several years. There might be a comet coming down on us from a dead angle right now.

It's The Flood!!!

realistically speaking, we should have about 20+ years of warning for anything large enough to cause global catastrophe.

however, it is possible that we missed something, or that our radar technology is just flawed.

Originally posted by inimalist
realistically speaking, we should have about 20+ years of warning for anything large enough to cause global catastrophe.

however, it is possible that we missed something, or that our radar technology is just flawed.

I think we are very safe from asteroids. All we have to do is convince cheesbits that the asteroid is just a giant cheesepuff, made just for him by Frito-Lay.

WOOOOOOt!!!!!!

In your face you Nostradamus skeptics!!!

Millions and Millions could die to just prove the man was right about our doom!

W00t!-w00t!

Whether NASA is aware of an asteroid headed for Earth or not, it doesnt matter. Superman exists inly in comic books. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing we could do to divert or stop the impending asteroid from crashing into Earth. We like to think we could, but we are wrong.

I would rather not know that an Asteroid is about to crash into Earth. It would be better to live out the rest of my days typically, rather than shitting my pants putting my hope into a giant ANTI asteroid ray guns.

There is ABSOLUTELY nothing we could do to divert or stop the impending asteroid from crashing into Earth. We like to think we could, but we are wrong.
oh we find a way

Originally posted by anaconda
oh we find a way
We'll just send Bruce Willis and Kurt Russel up there.

yeah they are big headed enought to put it astray

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Whether NASA is aware of an asteroid headed for Earth or not, it doesnt matter. Superman exists inly in comic books. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing we could do to divert or stop the impending asteroid from crashing into Earth. We like to think we could, but we are wrong.

I would rather not know that an Asteroid is about to crash into Earth. It would be better to live out the rest of my days typically, rather than shitting my pants putting my hope into a giant ANTI asteroid ray guns.

Yeah...man, that wouldn't be a very pleasant 20 years if you spent the whole time shitting your pants.

If you could shit your pants for 20 years, maybe you could put that super power to use by using it to destroy the asteroid? 😕

Super man would have nothing on you then. 😉

Re: NASA could miss killer asteriod heading for earth

Originally posted by Cheesebits
Look up: ::NASA pressed to avert catastrophic Deep Impact ::

Scared of nukes? Forget about it. Think asteriod 1950 DC

Dont worry i wont let you guys down 😛

Originally posted by Cheesebits
Look up: ::NASA pressed to avert catastrophic Deep Impact ::

Scared of nukes? Forget about it. Think asteriod 1950 DC

*Does Count Floyd impersonation*
"Oooo....scary stuff, eh kids?" 😛

BTW: It's 1950 DA. 😉

BTW2: Scientists have predicted that, even with deviations from its present course, 1950 DA would only reach Earth sometime within the next eight hundred years (long after our deaths) and that it would only have a 1-in-300 chance to make impact. Barring any asteroids that we cannot find/see, 1950 DA is stated to be the greatest threat to the global community of the Earth. 😉

BTW3: Like everyone else has said - don't worry about it! There'd be nothing you could do to stop it, so just live your life. 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
Yeah...man, that wouldn't be a very pleasant 20 years if you spent the whole time shitting your pants.

If you could shit your pants for 20 years, maybe you could put that super power to use by using it to destroy the asteroid? 😕

Super man would have nothing on you then. 😉

Actually, you know what? There are few things as satisfying as a good bowel movement. I retract my previous statement. I would welcome new enducing twenty years of good bowel movements. That would be a life fulfilled for me. I dont know anything about rocketry or astrology, so there would be absolutely nothing i could do with the news other than shit my pants. I doubt there is much anyone could do with the chaotic news. Our fates would still lay in the hands of the people whom discovered that the asteroid is heading towards us. So, other than having good bowel movements...,how wouild knowing benefit me?

20 years with the impending doom of the planet...

I think we could do it...

GO MAN!!!!!!

Re: NASA could miss killer asteriod heading for earth

Originally posted by Cheesebits
NASA could miss killer asteroid heading for Earth

DUH. We've known this since we've had a space age.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Actually, you know what? There are few things as satisfying as a good bowel movement. I retract my previous statement. I would welcome new enducing twenty years of good bowel movements. That would be a life fulfilled for me. I dont know anything about rocketry or astrology, so there would be absolutely nothing i could do with the news other than shit my pants. I doubt there is much anyone could do with the chaotic news. Our fates would still lay in the hands of the people whom discovered that the asteroid is heading towards us. So, other than having good bowel movements...,how wouild knowing benefit me?

😆

Dude, you just went up 5 points on the dadudemon "coolness scale".

but anyway, yeah, I agree, someone could either shit themselves and worry themselves to death, or try to make the best of the 20 years. (Main' babies, earnin' degrees, etc.)

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

Dude, you just went up 5 points on the dadudemon "coolness scale".

but anyway, yeah, I agree, someone could either shit themselves and worry themselves to death, or try to make the best of the 20 years. (Main' babies, earnin' degrees, etc.)

Holy crap...5 points. This is going to be a good week.

How evil would that be to make babies knowing an asteroid is going to destroy humanity in a few years 😂

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
It would be better to live out the rest of my days typically, rather than shitting my pants putting my hope into a giant ANTI asteroid ray guns.

Why the heck would you like to live out your life doing mediocre everyday things, wouldn't you rather do special things before you die? 😕