Who's had sex with who in Smallville? (and Metropolis)

It seems everyone's doing the horizontal cha-cha-cha in Smallville and Metropolis but who's exactly knocked who's boots, do you think?

I started a thread for stuff like this:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f78/t468032.html

Lana and Clark
Lana and Lex
Chloe and Jimmy
Lex and Helen
Lex and that English woman (I can't remember her name)
Lex and (A different girl every week for a while)
Lionel and the English woman
Lois and Oliver

There have been a few flirtations here and there between the characters and other people but not sex so much. At least that I know of.

What about Lionel and Martha. (secretly)

And Lois and her boss. He's tapped that ass by now, as smooth as he always seems.

Didn't Jor El come down and bone someone in the 60's too?

What about Lana and "The Quarterback" as Lex calls him.

Lionel and Martha never had sex. Martha made it clear to him that she wasn't ready to move on yet.
Lois and her boss are just starting to get hot an heavey. They'll be doing it any day now.
That's what I meant by flirtations.

Jor-el did do it with Lana's aunt or great aunt though

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
What about Lionel and Martha. (secretly)

NO

And Lois and her boss. He's tapped that ass by now, as smooth as he always seems.

NO

Didn't Jor El come down and bone someone in the 60's too?

YES

What about Lana and "The Quarterback" as Lex calls him.

NO

Originally posted by Amazon
Lionel and Martha never had sex. Martha made it clear to him that she wasn't ready to move on yet.
Lois and her boss are just starting to get hot an heavey. They'll be doing it any day now.
That's what I meant by flirtations.

Jor-el did do it with Lana's aunt or great aunt though

Wow so Jor El cheated on Supes mom, huh.

Or was that just his teen version. I think it was before he met clarks mom.