Some of my favourite quotes:
"Angela keeps up the conversation while the words “you’re a pedophile” rattle around in my head. I tell myself, “The legal age of consent in Ontario is 16. She is legal and she is ****able.” ...
She clearly wants to **** me. And I want to **** that 16-year-old."
"While leaving she says to me, “I think you don’t want me around.” I say, with a smirk, “You think?”
Things are still positive between us, so I can **** her when I am in the mood."
"Most girls weren’t too pleased with getting hit with a snowball by a stranger. with a little improvisation and positive energy I scored six numbers.
This was a test. I ended up hitting girls who weren’t very appealing to me. I’ll only be calling two of the girls."