****in' hell

Alright so I'm walkin' down from Broadway into the city and I'm all "**** me, I could use me a bite to eat." so I see the nearest convenience store and I'm all "Hi mate, can I have a sausage roll?" and he's like "Yeah that's $2.70" and I'm all "Yeah, good deal mate here you go" then he goes "Actually it's $2.10" and I'm like "That's great, more c*nt change for my wallet to carry around" then it's like ****ing 32 ****ing degrees and it's all hot and I'm like "Shit, I need me something to drink.". I end up at another convenience and they got these cheap-ass frozen coke machine and a small is only $1.50 so I'm like "Great, makes me wallet smaller" and I'm picking out all these 5 cent coins and I like drop three and I'm all "Shit where the **** did my ****ing change get to, **** how am I going to ****ing pay for this ****ing half-assed ****ing drink?!". However I got the change back and I had some more in my wallet so I bought it and walked out and head to catch the bus home because my ass was sick of walking all day.

was there a point to that?

What a ****ing brilliant day that was haermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
was there a point to that?

Don't carry c*nt change around, ****, as if I'm meant to know. Does it ****ing matter? Jesus.

You got ripped off, nigga.

haermm

well **** i dont know what australians think haermm

must have been a day to remember?

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
What a ****ing brilliant day that was haermm

I picked up some good shopping, yeah. haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I picked up some good shopping, yeah. haermm

I hate c*** change it's ****ing annoying as **** haermm

Waaaaaaaaayy too much to read.

Originally posted by Secretus
You got ripped off, nigga.

haermm

Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
well **** i dont know what australians think haermm

Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

Fairly ****ing simple mate. "Meat Pie, Sausage Roll, Dingo eating babies, Kangaroo, ****ing Steve Irwin." haermm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I hate c*** change it's ****ing annoying as **** haermm

Pretty much. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
Waaaaaaaaayy too much to read.

Was going to fly your ass over for ****ing Interpol next year, **** that shit now. haermm

*Colin Powell pic*

steve irwin was a ledgend

Originally posted by Kram3r
Four N Twenty sausage rolls are good, *****. Top of the line meat product.

My meats free, nigga.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Pretty much. haermm

Was going to fly your ass over for ****ing Interpol next year, **** that shit now. haermm

I just got an upgrade to Wingman! 4000 more points and I'm at the next level!

Originally posted by the welsh one
steve irwin was a ledgend

And a jeenius. A vishonary and a prafet.