Re: Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad
Originally posted by King Kandy
DarkseidVs.
Batman
Superman
Some street thugs
Raker with a shovel
Doomsday
The manager of the McDonalds he worked atThe battle takes place on a flight of stairs.
Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.
As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.
Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.
Re: Re: Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad
Originally posted by Kutulu
Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.
Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.
yeah, that sounds like the most likely way it would work out.
Re: Re: Darkseid Vs. The Anti-Darkseid Squad
Originally posted by Kutulu😆
Fight goes like this: He gets fired from McDonalds for disintigrating a customer with his OE. As he's headed back to his modest apartment, he gets jumped in the hallway by some thugs with a chain that's apparently linked to the source. Knocked onto the ground with the chain, he uses OE on the thugs, gets back up to get slashed on his back from Doomsday's claws. Momentarily distracted by Doomsday, Batman uses some gas that he made up outta nowhere with his prep powers, and bat-kicks Darkseid in the stomach to inhale the gas. Choking on fumes, Darkseid falls down a set of steps that he used to get up to his 5th story apartment. While falling down the steps, Superman gets back from a sundip, grabs DS, and flies so fast it creates a boom tube to the source wall where he impales DS on the wall. As he's monologuing, Superman Prime is leaving his condo positioned within the Source Wall and kills Superman with piercing heat vision right on his nutsack.As Darkseid looks on, SupermanPrime notices him and steals his hat which cost $2.29 that he got at the corner store. What Superman Prime failed to realize is, that it's Granny Goodness' hat that Darkseid was returning from the mortal world in order to power her up to abstract levels of coupon saving and pie baking. Putting on the hat SBP suddenly realizes he has a feminine side and beings to cross dress and bake pies from ingredients scattered across 52 alternate universes.
Yes it's late and I'm drunk. The End.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Originally posted by quanchi112The goading won't work. you fail. Make more DS threads. have fun. I don't care. I know something you don't. something you won't like. So please, have fun. and when it happens, I won't even say one word about it. You know why, becuz Nvr is forever.
Damage is done man. Well at least Ds isnt your favorite character.
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirlI didnt make this thread. I am not goading you I think it is silly at how they treat Ds. But hes nowhere near the badass he used to be, he looks like an ass.
The goading won't work. you fail. Make more DS threads. have fun. I don't care. I know something you don't. something you won't like. So please, have fun. and when it happens, I won't even say one word about it. You know why, becuz Nvr is forever.
Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
Laughs becuz never knows a lil bit about an upcoming countdown that will shut everyone up about DS. LMAO. I dont' care. make all the antiDarksied threads in the universe. muhaaahaaaa.
Have all the countdowns in the universe, he'll still be lame.