The Batkick Gauntlet

Started by spetznaz3 pages

You forgot one scan ....it shows Bruce Wayne doing morning practice, and in it he basically kicks at a tree in his yard ....and it falls in half.

Fear the bat-kick.

For comparison purposes, Batgirl (Cassie) once kicked at Lady Shiva (more of a sweep), missed, impacted on a chimney, and shattered the darn thing all across the rooftop. Shiva actually said that was impressive.

Imagine what she would say at Bruce practicing the batkick on trees, or drawing blood from Darkseid.

This is why Batman as 'peak human' has always been an inside joke in DC.

Hint 2 (gave hint 1 around 2 months ago): Why is Batman a key member of the JLA?
Now, before you say 'brains' consider that virtually every member of the league is of above human intellect (with some, e.g. MM, being way above that). If you say strategy consider that someone like the MM managed to create a super-long-term strategy (which culminated in him melding with the planet Mars, replacing a piece of Kryptonite with a GL ring, staying in that state ....one with the planet ....for thousands upon thousands of years, until the final event in JLA 1 Million when Solaris launched the GL ring at SM Prime). Oh, and if it is about nasty tricks and all that stuff (e.g. Batman's list of stratagems to use against every member of the JLA), please remember that MM had such a list FIRST, whcih detailed how to take down every member of the JLA. One reason why MM was on Batman's side when he was in trouble with the LEague after the events of Tower of Babel.
Thus, why is Bat's in the JLA.

Stay tuned for hint no.3. But before that, here is some homework. Check out the meaning of the German word 'ubermensch.' Not the Nazi connotation per se, although the meaning is more or less the same. Then compare and contrast between Superman and Batman who is really the true super man.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Apparently Bats is into beastelaity aswell


😱 😘

The Martian Manhunter's list did not detail how to take down the members of the JLA. He kept it for informational purposes only. He stresses that fairly often in following Tower of Babel .

Originally posted by spetznaz
You forgot one scan ....it shows Bruce Wayne doing morning practice, and in it he basically kicks at a tree in his yard ....and it falls in half.

Fear the bat-kick.

For comparison purposes, Batgirl (Cassie) once kicked at Lady Shiva (more of a sweep), missed, impacted on a chimney, and shattered the darn thing all across the rooftop. Shiva actually said that was impressive.

Imagine what she would say at Bruce practicing the batkick on trees, or drawing blood from Darkseid.

This is why Batman as 'peak human' has always been an inside joke in DC.

Hint 2 (gave hint 1 around 2 months ago): Why is Batman a key member of the JLA?
Now, before you say 'brains' consider that virtually every member of the league is of above human intellect (with some, e.g. MM, being way above that). If you say strategy consider that someone like the MM managed to create a super-long-term strategy (which culminated in him melding with the planet Mars, replacing a piece of Kryptonite with a GL ring, staying in that state ....one with the planet ....for thousands upon thousands of years, until the final event in JLA 1 Million when Solaris launched the GL ring at SM Prime). Oh, and if it is about nasty tricks and all that stuff (e.g. Batman's list of stratagems to use against every member of the JLA), please remember that MM had such a list FIRST, whcih detailed how to take down every member of the JLA. One reason why MM was on Batman's side when he was in trouble with the LEague after the events of Tower of Babel.
Thus, why is Bat's in the JLA.

Stay tuned for hint no.3. But before that, here is some homework. Check out the meaning of the German word 'ubermensch.' Not the Nazi connotation per se, although the meaning is more or less the same. Then compare and contrast between Superman and Batman who is really the true super man.

"Thus spoke Zarathustra"/Nietzsche?

Oh and Batman IS superman, at least in this scan.

I have that one too. Good times. Post the one in which his knees get wobbly when he starts thanking Robin.

I found this one.
http://superdickery.com/seduction/51.html

Originally posted by Ouallada
Forget the batkick. can anyone survive:

The Batkiss?

Followup to the above picture...

Forgot about the batkick

Batman kicks a christmas bear.

Just Batman defeating savage Hulk with a casual kick.

Just Batman putting the Multiversal Spectre in his place, of course with a casual Batkick.

Just Batman showing some love, just being a Friend, with a casual kick.

Just Batman giving orders like a boss, while casually kicking Desperos face in.

Just Batman winning a staring contest with Galactus, with a casual Batkick, killing Galan in the process. Sh!t happens.

BTW everything I posted here is 100% canon and approved by both DC and Marvel and Baby Jesus.

I love how those puppies, thorgina and silver eunuch, appear only after the job's been done.

D

Batman is shown here disagreeing with a post on KMC..

Just Batman having sex with Wonder Woman, in the form of a Batkick.
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