Re: Re: Did you know?
Originally posted by Englishpin@ppleYo why the **** you gotta spoil the party like this motha ****a? I'm just about as curious as to why the Po-po is just chillin' within your residence like a couple of villains who are killin' while swimmin' and most likley skinny dippin' and rippin' without tippin' n' shippin'. Ya feel me? That almost reminds me of the time that me and Billy blanks were doin' some tae-bo in thailand with some bow-ties while bein' shot at with a bow an' arrow. Yeeeeaa, y'all know what it is, Malcolm X knew what it was when he was in prison for all those years while studyin' up words in the dictionary and gettin' up on the Quran while stayin' away from the pork and white bitches like spike lee does, ya herd? Gotta give a little hint to that black power, but when a white boy does that shit makes me about as mad as the slave minotaur on the last level of King's Quest VIII for windows 98, you can get that shit at blockbuster, but that's not the only thing you can get wit yo blockbuster gift card while bein' dropkicked by a rodeo clown in amsterdam where they be actin' like godzilla but really they lookin' like gorrilaz makin' you keep that pimp hand stong and shit. But you and your sister know all about that because you two are fine ass a moutha fawka, but ya'll know that. Last night I was watchin' a porno where tom sellick and michael douglas were havin anal sex with a gazelle, while eatin' some popeye's chicken, and I thought to myself, "wouldn't that make the gazelle uncomfortable", but then again the gazelle had a sellick dick all up in it's VJ, ya dig? Don't get scared now *****, you know what time it is, you're gonna be about as aware of what the **** is comin' at you like Helen Keller while bein' locked up in a bamboo cage in vietnam next to rambo and sammy davis junior. You know what that means?
and?
Means I saved a lot of money while switchin' to geiko. ya *****.