WW Hulk vs Darkseid (just a brawl)

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WW Hulk vs Darkseid (just a brawl)

These two slugging it out with no omega effect so who takes it?

both current versions?

hulk would pull ds limb from limb.

wwh

Ds steps on hulk

Unless he boom tubs

Darkseid should have the speed advantage, but barring that Hulk would take it.

regardless of how powerful you think the Hulk is, I have two points to make.

One is that the Hulk is ungainly, obnoxious, destructive brute with little sense of style, taste or class.

On the other hand, Darkseid is the suavest mother-*****r in the comic book omniverse:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidBeverage.jpg

And two, regardless of who you are, where you live, or whether or not you even are a comic book character... Darkseid probably has a tape of himself having sex with your wife:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidTape.jpg

so in conclusion, Darkseid wins.

Originally posted by tjcoady
regardless of how powerful you think the Hulk is, I have two points to make.

One is that the Hulk is ungainly, obnoxious, destructive brute with little sense of style, taste or class.

On the other hand, Darkseid is the suavest mother-*****r in the comic book omniverse:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidBeverage.jpg

And two, regardless of who you are, where you live, or whether or not you even are a comic book character... Darkseid probably has a tape of himself having sex with your wife:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidTape.jpg

so in conclusion, Darkseid wins.

WWH sported a massive leather loincloth that could stand up to the HumanTorch's nova flare.

DS's clothing gets shitstomped.

WWH

Originally posted by tjcoady
regardless of how powerful you think the Hulk is, I have two points to make.

One is that the Hulk is ungainly, obnoxious, destructive brute with little sense of style, taste or class.

On the other hand, Darkseid is the suavest mother-*****r in the comic book omniverse:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidBeverage.jpg

And two, regardless of who you are, where you live, or whether or not you even are a comic book character... Darkseid probably has a tape of himself having sex with your wife:
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3841/751/1600/DarkseidTape.jpg

so in conclusion, Darkseid wins.

Im sure Darkseid's wives, former concubines all wanted to fukc Superman now that Darkseid's his bich.

Hell Orions bich wanted Batmans nuts so it makes perfect sense.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Im sure Darkseid's wives, former concubines all wanted to fukc Superman now that Darkseid's his bich.

Hell Orions bich wanted Batmans nuts so it makes perfect sense.

well, you took my clever and fun post that was meant to just alleviate the silliness of getting bent out of shape by KMC versus fights, and you went somewhere all misogynistic and mean-spirited. Bad times.

Originally posted by tjcoady
well, you took my clever and fun post that was meant to just alleviate the silliness of getting bent out of shape by KMC versus fights, and you went somewhere all misogynistic and mean-spirited. Bad times.
How was it meanspirited? Supes own Darkseid as of now and his wives and his concubines.

😛

DS Wins. Just as Superman and Orion would.

Originally posted by quanchi112
How was it meanspirited? Supes own Darkseid as of now and his wives and his concubines.

😛

Jesus. I adore your mentality towards relations between the sexes. You and Dave Sim would get along great.

Originally posted by nvrbeenwthagirl
DS Wins. Just as Superman and Orion would.
Physically Ds would get raped. I mean Batman can make the guys head snap back and bleed profusely.

Darkseid should win indeed, the problem is that this Hulk starts in a Sentry-base level or close, this makes the usual zero second ko impossible. If this battle turns out as those where Supes defeats DS physically, everything points out at Hulk winning the fray.

Originally posted by Bentley
Darkseid should win indeed, the problem is that this Hulk starts in a Sentry-base level or close, this makes the usual zero second ko impossible. If this battle turns out as those where Supes defeats DS physically, everything points out at Hulk winning the fray.
When in the past 5 years had Ds physically owned Superman. I mean the guy ran from him in one of his latest showings.

Originally posted by quanchi112
When in the past 5 years had Ds physically owned Superman. I mean the guy ran from him in one of his latest showings.

In the past 5 years. About 6-7 times maybe a little more. Most of the time superman's friends came to help him out or supes went sun bathing

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
In the past 5 years. About 6-7 times maybe a little more. Most of the time superman's friends came to help him out or supes went sun bathing
Apokolips now,right after the imperiex affair, and superman/bat,am 42 where ds hightailed it outta there.

most of what you named is bad writing and the series are known for bad writing

the imperex one was different Ds was tired after saving everybody's ass

Originally posted by Gecko4lif
most of what you named is bad writing and the series are known for bad writing

the imperex one was different Ds was tired after saving everybody's ass

I know you would say that, What you dont like is bad writing and excuses. Ds usually hides behind his armies and what not but people dont bring that up. Shit has changed and Ds is now a pussy.