If I piss fast enough...

Started by Violent2Dope3 pages

Is it spiritually possible?

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Is it spiritually possible?
Spirituality is a tool of the peanut butter industry to sell more used cars. Stop taking marketing devices seriously, you sheep tool.

The Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh succeeded in series one.

"Its like yellow wire, as strong as a horse leg"

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?
No, your dick will fall off.

Originally posted by lord xyz
No, your dick will fall off.

Technically, it will explode.

Like a grenade of some sort.

Originally posted by Barker
Technically, it will explode.

Like a grenade of some sort.


A stun grenade i hope.

Fragment would be to hard to clean up...

No matter how small the grenade mmm

Re: If I piss fast enough...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?
Depends on how much you weigh. 131

Originally posted by Sado-sama
Depends on how much you weigh. 131
Good god, I thought you were serious.

Edit ftw. 😛

Re: If I piss fast enough...

Originally posted by Bloigen
Will I achieve flight?

the point at which the opposing force to your piss would be strong enough to lift you up, it would also be strong enough to rip your apart into two staring from your penis.😐

I have to piss right now, I'll give it a try. brb. mmm

If I shit hard enough, would I be able to destroy those Godless heretics in Northern France?

If i "arrive at the station" hard enough will the Eurasian Tectonic plate smash? mmm

herbsrug

Didn't work very well. mmm

Mabye if you try it in an elevator/lift you'll have more success

I ended up just farting. haermm

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
I ended up just farting. haermm

crylaugh

NOT FUNNEH.

xomfg are you still trying?

Originally posted by Bloigen
crylaugh

NOT FUNNEH.

Quoted to create space.