Bloygen

hey baby

hey baby, cyber?

Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

haha, ok lets go.

i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

stop, cmon be serious.

It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass

I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

thats it.

Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

KNOCK, KNOCK

WHO'S THERE?

INTERRUPTING COW.

INTERUP....

MOOOOOOOOOO!

Goddam am I hard now.