Oi Roland, did Barker tell you yet?

Started by silver_tears8 pages

Originally posted by Kram3r
Want to? mhmm

No doubt. I tried to make pancakes but I keep burning them so I just toast some buns, put some of Kram3r's cream cheese on it. mmm

It's not rape if it's consensual fool. mhmm

I make waffles in the morning, shall we sex now or shall we sex later? mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
True, Im here to help boost our population mmm

Apparently there was a gas leak and people went crazy, there were a few deaths but thats bound to happen on a crowded forum like this, the moral of the story is beans, yes beans faggot, you wonder why they call them the magical fruit? Cause the more you eat the more you toot, thats why. mhmm

We don't need another generation of small penises in Adelaide. mhmm

Beans make the dunny smell worse than an uncooked meat pie left out too long, if you know what I mean. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Want to? mhmm

No doubt. I tried to make pancakes but I keep burning them so I just toast some buns, put some of Kram3r's cream cheese on it. mmm

I threw up a little mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
We don't need another generation of small penises in Adelaide. mhmm

Beans make the dunny smell worse than an uncooked meat pie left out too long, if you know what I mean. mmm

Thats why Im leading the pack, to avoid that problem, duh mhmm

Yes, yes I do know what you mean Kram3r, being from Australia as I am, I understand and fully comprehend the circumstances of that situation mhmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's not rape if it's consensual fool. mhmm

I make waffles in the morning, shall we sex now or shall we sex later? mmm

How can you consent in your sleep? mmm

During the waffle making preferably, just to eat up some time before I eat the waffles, although, I'd probably be eating you waffle during then. Don't ask me what that means though. mhmm

Can I put some syrup in your waffle?mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
How can you consent in your sleep? mmm

During the waffle making preferably, just to eat up some time before I eat the waffles, although, I'd probably be eating you waffle during then. Don't ask me what that means though. mhmm

When your penis rises obv. mhmm

I won't because I don't think I even wanna know. mmm
And obviously you'd have to eat during, a growing boy like you needs to keep his strength and stamina up. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Can I put some syrup in your waffle?mhmm

On your waffle, wtf is wrong with you *****. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
I threw up a little mhmm

Comes from the guy who works with cocks. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Thats why Im leading the pack, to avoid that problem, duh mhmm

Leading the pack doesn't mean you get to sex. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
TYes, yes I do know what you mean Kram3r, being from Australia as I am, I understand and fully comprehend the circumstances of that situation mhmm

Got you as loud and clean as a B flat being played on a didgeridoo. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
When your penis rises obv. mhmm

I won't because I don't think I even wanna know. mmm
And obviously you'd have to eat during, a [b]growing
boy like you needs to keep his strength and stamina up. mmm [/B]

Thats not the only thing he needs to keep upmhmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
On your waffle, wtf is wrong with you *****. mmm

But if I said on your waffle, and it was a sexual innuendo, it wouldnt make sense mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Comes from the guy who works with cocks. mmm

Leading the pack doesn't mean you get to sex. mmm

Got you as loud and clean as a B flat being played on a didgeridoo. mmm

Its so confusing, people want to buy my cock, then they ask for breast, Im like, make up your ****ing mind mhmm

In Adelaide, with the 5 of us, it does mhmm

You know what they should invent? An electric didgeridoo. Id be all up in that motherf*cker mhmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Can I put some syrup in your waffle?mhmm

Stay the **** away from my waffles. mmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
When your penis rises obv. mhmm

I won't because I don't think I even wanna know. mmm
And obviously you'd have to eat during, a [b]growing
boy like you needs to keep his strength and stamina up. mmm [/B]

My penis is always on the rise, it breaks down doors. mmm

Fair enough Sheila, fair enough. mhmm
Nah, I don't eat a lot. Riding you should be practice enough in keeping my stamina and strength up. mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Stay the **** away from my waffles. mmm

My penis is always on the rise, it breaks down doors. mmm

Fair enough Sheila, fair enough. mhmm
Nah, I don't eat a lot. Riding you should be practice enough in keeping my stamina and strength up. mhmm

And pushes over coke machines? mhmm

It's true, I buck and squirm and every so often I scream like nobody's business. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
Its so confusing, people want to buy my cock, then they ask for breast, Im like, make up your ****ing mind mhmm

In Adelaide, with the 5 of us, it does mhmm

You know what they should invent? An electric didgeridoo. Id be all up in that motherf*cker mhmm

When you live in Adelaide you got all the time in the world to decide. mmm

Adelaide fails more than Guy Sebastian's hair. mmm

I saw a guy in the city playing doof music off a computer and playing the didgeridoo, kinda cool, then again, kinda lame. mhmm

Originally posted by silver_tears
And pushes over coke machines? mhmm

It's true, I buck and squirm and every so often I scream like nobody's business. mmm

It's been known the trump Trump towers. mmm

You sure as hell do beat the hell out of a mechanical bull. mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
It's been known the trump Trump towers. mmm

You sure as hell do beat the hell out of a mechanical bull. mhmm

petpet

I'm gentler on the nads, I caress. mmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
When you live in Adelaide you got all the time in the world to decide. mmm

Adelaide fails more than Guy Sebastian's hair. mmm

I saw a guy in the city playing doof music off a computer and playing the didgeridoo, kinda cool, then again, kinda lame. mhmm

True, you know in the whole population of Adelaide, no one comes into my store in the span of an hour on a bad day. Thats a lot of people who dont want my cock mhmm

True, just want to slap some gel in that and mohawk the **** out of it mhmm

I saw a guy playing the didgeridoo, and I went to give him money, only he wasnt a performer, he was a native haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet

I'm gentler on the nads, I caress. mmm

Move that patting down south or buy yourself a cat. mmm

I know I noticed, as usual, I'm the only guy too. mhmm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Move that patting down south or buy yourself a cat. mmm

I know I noticed, as usual, I'm the only guy too. mhmm

Got one, I called him MOTHER EFFING FLUFFY. mhmm

But I know you like being thrown around, I'm good for that too. mmm

Originally posted by Outbound
True, you know in the whole population of Adelaide, no one comes into my store in the span of an hour on a bad day. Thats a lot of people who dont want my cock mhmm

True, just want to slap some gel in that and mohawk the **** out of it mhmm

I saw a guy playing the didgeridoo, and I went to give him money, only he wasnt a performer, he was a native haermm

There's a lot more who don't want it. mmm

Who cares? As long as the ****** stays in Adelaide I don't care. mmm

Is it that Johnny c*nt or whatever his name is? You know? The Adelaide Abo who dances and is fat and shit. crylaughcrylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
Got one, I called him MOTHER EFFING FLUFFY. mhmm

But I know you like being thrown around, I'm good for that too. mmm

Most pussy is fluffy. mmm

Yeah, I'm a whore like that. mhmm