Is david icke a reptillian?! HAAAAAAAAAAAA

Started by Magee2 pages
Magee Senior Member

No you idiot he as an alien reptile shape shifting thing.

lord xyz Restricted

Originally posted by Bicnarok
People don麓t have "slits" in there eyes, its the lighting for fu*ks sake.
That's what "having slit eyes on television is normal. YES, on television, because I've never seen it offscreen, and I bet no one else has." was saying.

Mr. Slippyfist Dead

Do the lizard folk have any relation to the Crab People, or the Mole Men?

Katsu Senior Member

I feel David Icke is one of the Elite.

First, he tells you about 95% Truth then when you believe everything he says he talks about the Elite being shapeshifting reptlians 馃槚

I like Icke for he is awakening people but i dont like his reptiliantheory which only makes conspiracy theories look like complete nonsense and fairytales.

Yes, there are huge conspiracies out there but no reptilians involved in any of them, just a Satan worshipping Elite.

Mr Parker Senior Member

well said. you pretty much nailed it.

Grand_Moff_Gav Senior Member

Originally posted by Katsu
I feel David Icke is one of the Elite.

First, he tells you about 95% Truth then when you believe everything he says he talks about the Elite being shapeshifting reptlians 馃槚

I like Icke for he is awakening people but i dont like his reptiliantheory which only makes conspiracy theories look like complete nonsense and fairytales.

Yes, there are huge conspiracies out there but no reptilians involved in any of them, just a Satan worshipping Elite.

Circular argument....

lord xyz Restricted

Just got a photo for my driving license, and I have slit eyes.

Does this mean I'm part of the bloodline? Or when I get pulled over will the police say there's a law against lizards from driving?

Bicnarok From Ganymede

damn we got an aliens spy on here.馃檪

Magee Senior Member

You see these slit eyes and people morphing with sky+ or any digital tv recorder. Some times when you pause or rewind there will be a part of the picture which looks exactly like all those omg look a lizard videos.

ragesRemorse Senior Member

So, wait. I'm confuzzled here. Is it the illuminati, the Bankers or the Lizards who are controlling us? Or, is there no control but rahter, just the illusion of control?
Either way, does anyone know how to kill a reptillian?

Bicnarok From Ganymede

Well seeing as these Reptilians are some sort of demon like beings, could be difficult, use your Astral self to calmly dismantle their entity by using a virtual power light blasting sword you summon out of the ether.

cujo131 Junior Member

The Bankers, Bilderbergs, and Illuminati are all the Lizards, in theory.

Nothing is 100% possible, and nothing is 100% impossible.

Oh, and my virtual light power blasting sword is a brilliant verdant green.

And I can take rips off of it.