There's been some real funny ones, a few from our big KMC MSN conversation:
creative_friendship: hi
creative_friendship: do u have soft balls
dougb: i did not solicit anyone
dougb: she was tlakin to me...im' a miner
dougb: IM REALLY SORRY
SoftBallGurl: We have been watching your conversation with "SoftBallGurl" and we have intervened for HER safety.
dougb: i didnt mean it dont tell my parents
Guest_54578: hello r u good at softball
SoftBallGurl: ARE YOU GOOD AT SUCKING ****?
Guest_54578: im ok r u good at softball
aiwaking2000: asl?
11Cutie: 11 F UK
11Cutie: 🙂
aiwaking2000: oh
aiwaking2000: too young, sorry
11Cutie: im 12 next week 🙁
aiwaking2000: still too young
alex_12: hi
SoftBallGurl: YO MOTHER****ER!
SoftBallGurl: YOU UP FOR SOME CYBERING WITH YOURS TRULY?!
SoftBallGurl: BARE IN MIND, I'M NOT AN FBI AGENT
alex_12: ok
alex_12: how old r u?
SoftBallGurl: Dunno, LIKE 6?
SoftBallGurl: THAT COOL?
SoftBallGurl: BARE IN MIND,I'M NOT AN FBI AGENT
alex_12: riiiiiight
alex_12: ur not six
SoftBallGurl: WOULD IT TURN YOU ON IF I WAS THOUGH?
alex_12: u boy or girl?
SoftBallGurl: girl
alex_12: jk
alex_12: i know ur a girl
alex_12: i think
SoftBallGurl: i am
SoftBallGurl: Want to have sex WITH SOMEONE WHO IS UNDERAGE?
alex_12: how old r u really
alex_12: ?
SoftBallGurl: i'm 13
alex_12: kool
SoftBallGurl: WOULD YOU LIKE UNDERAGE SEX WITH ME? I'M UNDERAGE!
alex_12: okay?
TexasStud1: hey girl
TexasStud1: how u doing
SoftBallGurl: I'm masturbating
SoftBallGurl: I'm underage
SoftBallGurl: Do you want to continue? Yes/No
TexasStud1: what do u look like
Babigirl1995: Like dakota fanning.
TexasStud1: and ur body
Babigirl1995: Like jack black.
mrbigg1: your only 12?
SoftBallGurl: yeah
SoftBallGurl: that turns you on doesn't it
mrbigg1: i think your lying
SoftBallGurl: I THINK YOU'RE A STUD!
mrbigg1: where do you live in utah?
SoftBallGurl: I'm a gypsy, I travel.
srug